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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2019, 10:19:14 PM »
Cor! I feel like a proper tragic middle aged man CABber now ! And a New Page Cunt, to boot !

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #61 on: May 12, 2019, 10:19:38 PM »
Just to make sure, my profile picture's deffo showing the picture the Doc sent, isn't it? I mean, it's not showing a picture of latter day Robin Williams looking really depressed or a picture of Alan Titchmarsh looking aggrieved, or a still of Tony Slattery from his recent Cambridge Union appearance, or Johnny Vegas looking massively drunk, or Michael Palin as Ken Shabby, or owt like that, is it ?

What's it supposed to be? The diseased cock thing?

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #62 on: May 12, 2019, 11:50:10 PM »
Hey, I really like having me own profile picture! Pretty nifty, innit ?

No, it's shit. hedgehog90's one is clearly better.

It is for that reason that I have finally decided that I don't believe you were ever in Foreheads in a Fishtank.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2019, 01:32:28 AM »
Just to make sure, my profile picture's deffo showing the picture the Doc sent, isn't it? I mean, it's not showing a picture of latter day Robin Williams looking really depressed or a picture of Alan Titchmarsh looking aggrieved, or a still of Tony Slattery from his recent Cambridge Union appearance, or Johnny Vegas looking massively drunk, or Michael Palin as Ken Shabby, or owt like that, is it ?

Damn, man.  Take a breath.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2019, 12:03:55 PM »
<tag>All the cat and dog profile pictures cross their legs and look worried</tag>

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2019, 01:41:20 PM »
think i fixed it

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2019, 01:53:29 PM »
think i fixed it

Nice one. Love the Larry David gif.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2019, 05:39:23 PM »
think i fixed it

Argh, my poor eyes!  Unfix it!  Unfix it!

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #68 on: May 13, 2019, 08:37:39 PM »
Look what I just found on google!



Why didn’t he accept this?


I’m truly baffled.  Clearly a man who doesn’t appreciate hedgehog’s talents.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2019, 08:44:17 PM »
Why didn’t he accept this?


I’m truly baffled.  Clearly a man who doesn’t appreciate hedgehog’s talents.

I appreciate the effort that has been put into it, and that,  but as I've mentioned previously in another thread, the whole thing is just a little too " busy ", and would look even more chaotic in shrunken form, on people's phones, and so on  really difficult to wank to, and all. If this image incorporated , say  for example,  just Ms. Comer and Mr. George ( RIP ) then I dare say I would gladly have adopted it as mine avatar.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2019, 08:52:08 PM »
I hope hedgehog never makes anything for you ever again.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2019, 08:53:20 PM »
Well, that's charming, that is.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #72 on: May 13, 2019, 08:54:10 PM »
Here it is in shrunken form; it’s fine.





You are merely an ungrateful man who no longer deserves any presents ever again.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2019, 09:00:50 PM »
Here it is in shrunken form; it’s fine.





You are merely an ungrateful man who no longer deserves any presents ever again.

Oh, I don't know...couldn't Ernest Borgnine be swapped for a picture of a grinning Mark E. Smith ? I dare say I'd go for it, then.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2019, 11:52:55 PM »
« Last Edit: May 14, 2019, 01:13:49 AM by hedgehog90 »

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2019, 12:16:59 AM »
What the frig is that on his tongue, bubonic plague?

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2019, 02:45:31 AM »


Avatar version

That’s fucking amazing.

I have a “brand” now such that when people read a quality Ferris post, they expect Joe Carter hitting a dinger (subtly colour-matched to the CaB page colour so it just looks right).

But if I wasn’t bound by the need to keep giving the Ferris-heads what they crave, I’d be on that in a flash.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2019, 07:12:47 AM »
I'm sorry, Mr. Hedgehog is clearly a talented individual, and I really * do* appreciate the original avatar he done knocked up for me, but I'm not sure I want to accept his latest ( very well put together ) creation as my avatar. Mark E. Smith smashing through Jodie Comer? I find that a little disturbing, tbh.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2019, 07:43:38 AM »
Why does hedgehog keep putting in time and effort to please you?

He doesn’t love you, hedgehog!!

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2019, 08:01:20 AM »
I'm sorry, Mr. Hedgehog is clearly a talented individual, and I really * do* appreciate the original avatar he done knocked up for me, but I'm not sure I want to accept his latest ( very well put together ) creation as my avatar. Mark E. Smith smashing through Jodie Comer? I find that a little disturbing, tbh.

Jesus wept. That avatar is incredible. And it's hedgehog90's second custom one just for you. What the fuck is wrong with you lisa?

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #81 on: May 14, 2019, 08:41:33 AM »
I don't want to see bloody Mark E. Smith smashing through Jodie Comer!! Stop guilt tripping me!
I've said both of those avatars are very well done, and I am grateful to Mr. Hedgehog for the time and effort He's put into making those avatars, and if I ever see him in real life I'll give him a big, manly handshake and tell him what a great bunch of lads he is. That first avatar really is very good, I shouldn't have suggested Ernest Borgnine in the first fucking place for the black and white image, ' cos I find it a bit distracting as part of the whole composition, I didn't know some fucker would actually go to the trouble of making such a fucking thing, did I ?
Honestly!

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #82 on: May 14, 2019, 08:55:45 AM »
If you are not fully cancelled before the end of this week I’ll be very surprised.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #83 on: May 14, 2019, 09:11:36 AM »
I also went through the time and effort of finding what I considered the nicest picture of Jodie Cromer, who I don't know who that is, and then putting it into photoshop to crop and frame it into a square, then hosting it on imgur. Just for the record here.

So we're on page three and have successfully given one person an avatar so far?

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2019, 09:24:07 AM »
I also went through the time and effort of finding what I considered the nicest picture of Jodie Cromer, who I don't know who that is, and then putting it into photoshop to crop and frame it into a square, then hosting it on imgur. Just for the record here.

So we're on page three and have successfully given one person an avatar so far?

Jodie Comer. And yes, you did a good job Doc, and I'm grateful to you, too.

you could have put up that picture of her showing her norks off in that red dress though.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2019, 10:20:56 AM »
So we're on page three and have successfully given one person an avatar so far?

Thank you for your efforts. But yes, so far none of the main broken-link-avatar offenders have shown up. Perhaps they genuinely don’t know.

Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2019, 11:15:33 AM »
I fess up to being one of those 'broken-link-avatar offenders' but despite repeated attempts I've failed dismally to resolve it. I have a lovely picture as well. 

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #87 on: May 14, 2019, 11:19:30 AM »
I fess up to being one of those 'broken-link-avatar offenders' but despite repeated attempts I've failed dismally to resolve it. I have a lovely picture as well. 
You've forgotten the colon after the "http".


Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #88 on: May 14, 2019, 11:22:59 AM »
Excellent......cheers.

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Re: Let's fix your profile picture!
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2019, 11:23:43 AM »
It's not square so it will go all squishy.