Author Topic: How would you avoid The Nazis if you were only allowed ter use your glans?  (Read 256 times)

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Escape detection from The Nazis but a precondition is that it must require using your glans.

3...2...1

GO

Glebe

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Wish I was Buster Gonad right now.

gib

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DEPLOY GLANS

DEPLOY GLANS

EATEN BY A GRUE.

Unlucky mate.

Hey, Punk!

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*put glans in mouth*

you gay now hitler

*nazism cured*

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Pull the foreskin back so my penis appears to be wearing an SS helmet. A pink one. With moderate discharge.

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Dunno how ter use a glarns mate 😭

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Paint glans to replicate Germanic Sister Suffragette Swastika League emblem of 1933.  Overwhelmed by nostalgia and a deep, guttural, homing instinct concerning notions of Germanic suffrage and sisterhood (we all have a mother, you know), the stormtroopers will immediately set me free.

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