Arseholes Getting What They Deserve.

[Camp Tramp]

So I've been reading what SMBH is dealing with in his house share and it has made me angry.

Anyone got any good stories about unreasonable people actually suffering the consequences of their cuntery?

[Twed]

No, and that is the way of the world.

[Sin Agog]

Once espied a drunk lad filming himself kicking a tramp, right before his equally slozzered mate pulled up and parked his car on the tramp-kicker's tramp-kicking foot.

[jobotic]

https://youtu.be/9rh1dhur4aI

Doesn't quite count because he didn't hit his head on the kerb I suppose.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Thick Middle aged bloke who probably was hard once upon a time, but wasn't any more and used to act like he still was and bully people in the pub went vertical at someone making a jokey comment about him wearing a girdle in response to something (he was chubby but not fat to the point you'd think 'he's fat, him'), it was a complete overreaction, just an opportunity to act aggy at someone. This was near last orders so he was just told to go home and calm down. He fucks off home and takes the dog out, and decides to barge into the pub during drinking up time to go for round 2 and gets told to go home again, on the way back he slipped on come icy steps and completely fucked his arm up.

[imitationleather]

Thick Middle aged bloke who probably was hard once upon a time, but wasn't any more and used to act like he still was and bully people in the pub went vertical at someone making a jokey comment about him wearing a girdle in response to something (he was chubby but not fat to the point you'd think 'he's fat, him'), it was a complete overreaction, just an opportunity to act aggy at someone. This was near last orders so he was just told to go home and calm down. He fucks off home and takes the dog out, and decides to barge into the pub during drinking up time to go for round 2 and gets told to go home again, on the way back he slipped on come icy steps and completely fucked his arm up.

Was this guy you or what?

[Icehaven]

I've had 2 noisy/cunty neighbours and house'mates' move after their hideousness affected me. First one was some mad bitch who thought the lack of soundproofing between our flats would be fixed by our landlord if she simply bombarded us with noise. She was wrong. Second was a violent lunatic who thought having bullied two other housemates out of the houseshare he'd get rid of me the same way. Also wrong. I didn't even do anything particularly full on or threatening in either case, they just seemed to back down and vanish once they realised I wasn't going to. I think a lot of these people are cowards at heart who try and give it a bit of front at first but drop their balls the first time someone stands up to them a bit, which is why I always advise standing your ground.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Have you been looking at my Pornhub viewing history?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Was this guy you or what?

Nah, I've never been hard, am not an angry drunk nor am I middle aged.

[Sin Agog]

Nah, I've never been hard, am not an angry drunk nor am I middle aged.

You also have spectacular footing.

[Sebastian Cobb]

You also have spectacular footing.

Dunno, fucked me ankle slipping off a curb in 2009.

[touchingcloth]

One time I was cycling and a car got annoyed at me cos he wanted to turn right while I was waiting for a long queue to be able to turn left safely, and kept honking for me to move even though there was nowhere for me to go. He got righteously annoyed after a few seconds and snuck past me towards his right turn, scraping the side of his car on the concrete traffic island in the process and nearly overturning in the process. It was fucked.

Another time I saw a guy grumpily overtake a car going 30 in a 30 and smashing fully into a traffic island in the process. KARMA.

[Twed]

Nah, I've never been hard

Do you need to look at Elderly Sumo Prophecy's PornHub history?

[Urinal Cake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qf_S2qZ9VE&t=2m11s
Listen to Bunk!

[DrGreggles]

Used to live in a (comparatively) decent bit of Nottingham.
There were one couple who never seemed to do anything all day except waddle down to the newsagents (her) or wax/clean the flash sports car on their driveway (him).
They must have gone to the pub or off licence at some point too, as they were always drunkenly shouting and arguing in the early hours - not just at weekends either.
On a few occasions they were politely asked to keep the noise down, as there were kids in the area and it was happening on school nights.
These requests were met with verbal abuse and, on at least one occasion, threats of physical violence.
In short, they were a pair of selfish drunken mouthy cunts.

Anyway, one day someone shat on their car bonnet.

[madhair60]

Weird kid in Year 9 used to give me shit, not sure why. Year below me and just used to harrass me at school. Anyway his mother died of cancer.

[Mobbd]

Weird kid in Year 9 used to give me shit, not sure why. Year below me and just used to harrass me at school. Anyway his mother died of cancer.

Sweet!

[holyzombiejesus]

They spray shit into your throat then you lie down on a bed while they whack what feels like a tree trunk down your gullet. It blows air into your guts and you lie there vomiting and gagging for five minutes, and you have the sensation of being something being dealt with in an abattoir.

Would not recommend: 1/10.

[Dex Sawash]

[tag] cocks going in and out [/tag]

[Pingers]

https://youtu.be/9rh1dhur4aI

Doesn't quite count because he didn't hit his head on the kerb I suppose.

Wanking now

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I kid a school who was a local thug always used to try and fight me and my friends. One time we had a right royal rumble and he punched me in full in the face whilst holding a key. Nasty scar just below my eye.

Anyway, he got blown up by an IED in Afghan.

[Mobbd]

I kid a school who was a local thug always used to try and fight me and my friends. One time we had a right royal rumble and he punched me in full in the face whilst holding a key. Nasty scar just below my eye.

Anyway, he got blown up by an IED in Afghan.

I sometimes wonder about those arseholes. Were they being so horrible to us niceys because they intuitively knew the kind of thing that lay in their futures (and in ours)?

Prevenge?

Or maybe they were just cunts who brought it on themselves. I dunno. Back to my wank now.

[Pingers]

Tory MP Nigel Evans. Voted along with the rest of them to massively restrict legal aid, then a few years later was accused of rape. He would previously have got help with the cost of defending himself, but instead had to spend every penny he had. He then decided that cuts to legal aid are wrong and unfair, because obviously it was only meant to affect other people, not him.

The fact that he was found not guilty makes it even more cheering if anything. All that money gone on defending himself against apparently false allegations. Makes me cheer inside every time I think of it.

[Blue Jam]

This guy.

[Blue Jam]

On the subject of Tory cunts:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2733336/Fracking-threat-wiped-535-000-home-s-value-Five-bedroom-home-valued-190-000-drilling-site-proposed-nearby.html

James Nisbet, who lives near another potential drilling site near Blackpool, said a would-be purchaser pulled out of buying his £375,000 house after hearing about the plan.

'I've been a Conservative voter since I was 18,' he said. 'I'm now 60 but it's the last time I will vote Conservative because they have sold Lancashire down the swanny with no regard for people's health and well-being.'

Man votes for a party known for fucking people over, only objects when they start fucking him over.

I hope his house ends up being worth 1p and then collapses on his fat Tory head.

[Camp Tramp]

Some coked up idiot in a Metro started abusing us in the middle of London. He must have assumed that he was being commented on by us.

He kept driving down the road, but he was looking and shouting at us. He drove into the back of a Black Cab.

[Mr Banlon]

That was bad. Sorry

[dallasman]

                                                                                       

[Twed]

Some coked up idiot in a Metro started abusing us in the middle of London. He must have assumed that he was being commented on by us.

He kept driving down the road, but he was looking and shouting at us. He drove into the back of a Black Cab.

[Twed]

Oh wait, did you actually mean in an Austin Metro? I was pretending to misunderstand what a Tesco Metro was for comic effect