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UK local government under Clowne
« on: May 12, 2019, 05:51:31 PM »
Martin Bojangles
Chief Cyclops
Shropshire County Council

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 06:36:46 PM »
WRITE TO:

Eggie Farago,
Your local golem,
Chichester.

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2019, 05:51:04 AM »
Peen-o-jeb Mungrave
Gape Councillor
Bicester

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2019, 10:36:22 AM »
Pterodactyl-control working group
Frotting Asbos
Croydon

Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2019, 11:26:00 AM »
Benford Grayesoff
Brown Mopping
Dorset

Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2019, 12:58:17 PM »
Application No: 816379
Date Registered: 6/10/2019
Location: Recreation Ground,
              Oak Tree Lane,
              Swindon,
              SN4 4AG
Grid Ref:231098
Planning Officer: Crolem Frothandler
Application Type: Outline Planning Permission
Proposal: Removal of swing. Construction of large gated arena, with seating for 1000. Erection of punishment stirrups, with public access. Construction of small refreshment stand.
Applicant Name: Peenosax 3000

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2019, 02:41:24 PM »
The Spitqueg
Occupational Health
Mansfield

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2019, 06:50:04 PM »
229.18 To deal with the dog excrement complaints on Dillis Close:
Following several complaints from residents about dog fouling on pavements and kerbs around 9 Dillis Close (Egg House), the council RESOLVED to take remedial action. Councillor SMYTHE advised he will consult the resident of number 9, a Mr G. BOSWEGO about the wild birds he apparently keeps within the boundary of his property. Neighbours have reported them leaving the property by night and "coming back with smaller beaks".

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2019, 09:32:32 PM »
Mr. Mouldy
Clowne Crier
Insane-o-core Division

Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2019, 09:34:15 PM »
Theresofa Clowne

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2019, 09:38:41 PM »
Transport


For comments and queries write to:

Transport Focus
Freepost
Gary The Inverted Spunka Worm
PO BOX 5594

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2019, 10:01:31 PM »
Cllr. GOBBE-BULB
Depth Groveller Sentry
Sector F
Outwood

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2019, 10:08:29 PM »
Senator Keith Geeks
12, The Huntings
Poppledale
Crawley

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2019, 10:39:15 PM »
Grestyn Bfeffwyn
Head Of Milke Board
Zzone Elleven

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2019, 10:44:18 PM »
Executive summary of Health and Safety Sub Committee report on 2018 VERSUS:

1. Infection control issues. Risk assessment found to be inadequate with respect to
    a)participants
    b) staff
    c) audience
    all of whom were exposed to high risk of direct contact with a number of potentially hazardous substances, including but not limited to cum, piss, shit, blood, spit and Tyskie

2. Parking for disabled participants was blocked by Rape Modules from Sector 9 causing the Council to be found in breach of access requirements set out in the Disability Discrimination Act and facing an as yet unquantified financial penalty.

3. Carbon-neutral clean-up had to be abandoned on the advice of the Biohazard working group. The Arena was sealed off until a new Service Level Agreement with Acid Felch Goblins could be finalised, causing 3 weeks' loss of revenue.

4. Representatives of The South Wales Heavy Cummers and The Shitty Owl have been unable to reach a satisfactory out of court settlement with the Council in respect of verified gape damage and length loss.  Having identified serious omissions in the indemnity agreements, the legal department anticipates moderate to severe financial and reputational damage to the council as a result.

Cabinet are asked to note the forgoing.

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2019, 11:00:50 PM »
PENALTY CHARGE NOTICE

Notice no: GRY55378008
Date of issue: 1/2/2050
Time: 11:03 AM

The motor vehicle with registration number: GLYN 9

Was seen in: PREPUCE LANE

By parking attendant number  1

Signature: [indistinct, looks like a cum stain]

who had reasonable cause to believe that the following parking contravention had occurred: 58

BLOCKING EMERGENCY LICK-OUT ACCESS TO SCHOOL

You are therefore required to pay a penalty fine of £900 within 28 days which is reduced to £450 if paid within 14 days.

Do not pay the parking scarecrow.

Glebe

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Re: UK local government under Clowne
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2019, 11:12:48 PM »
This doesn't look good for Clowne.