Author Topic: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?  (Read 1169 times)

imitationleather

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2019, 03:19:59 PM »
I was supposed to be slamming a harmless speedball of heroin and caffeine powder but I accidentally used fresh off the boat Peruvian flake and now I'm a cocaine addict. :'(

Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2019, 03:42:58 PM »
Went down the shop for cigs with my Sig p226 still holstered to my hip. I like to wear it around the flat.

Buelligan

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2019, 04:10:28 PM »
Fucking hell, you're John Rees Evans, former candidate for Nigel Farage's UKIP, who took his Glock shopping in IKEA and claimed a homosexual donkey tried to rape his horse.  I am not even lying.

He is now the leader of the Democrats and Veterans Party, whose logo is this



I claim my £5.

Twed

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2019, 04:16:27 PM »
Imagine being that obsessed with the imagery of right-wing America but not being allowed to live there. It's hilarious

Buelligan

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2019, 04:18:48 PM »
I honestly think that's the least of his problems.  Reputedly he had a secure compound, with watchtower that doubles as a diving platform, in Bulgaria.  And you know what property prices are doing there now with Brexit and everything.

Twed

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2019, 04:31:23 PM »
And all the children have to live underneath a castle with Benny Hill.

Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2019, 04:31:45 PM »
Fucking hell, you're John Rees Evans

I claim my £5.

I never offered a £5 and for your information I still own a secure compound and a military grade bunker.


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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2019, 04:51:38 PM »
You must be quite gullible. Someone came in the pub once and tried to sell me a side of beef and I was having none of it. I can’t imagine anyone ever falling for the same tactic where the side of beef is replaced with a four bed semi-detached, which I am assuming is exactly what happened to you.

A four bed semi-detached house for the same price as a side of beef?  Where's the catch?

Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2019, 05:03:17 PM »
I bought some quite obviously stolen steaks from a junkie outside a pub once.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2019, 05:26:06 PM »
Christ! Just imagine where he hid them to smuggle them out the shop.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2019, 05:29:25 PM »
Your Mum.

Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2019, 05:30:05 PM »
Christ! Just imagine where he hid them to smuggle them out the shop.

Not arsed mate, cellophane.

imitationleather

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2019, 05:36:47 PM »
Having watched junkies shoplift before, they generally just walk out proud as punch with their wares in their arms while displaying a "Hassle me if you can be bothered" expression on their face.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2019, 05:37:49 PM »
Not arsed mate, cellophane.

But I always lick the cellophane when I unwrap meat. Both sides.

Re: What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2019, 01:46:37 PM »
Got on the m25