What's the stupidest thing you've done recently?

[imitationleather]

I was supposed to be slamming a harmless speedball of heroin and caffeine powder but I accidentally used fresh off the boat Peruvian flake and now I'm a cocaine addict. :'(

[Lord Mandrake]

Went down the shop for cigs with my Sig p226 still holstered to my hip. I like to wear it around the flat.

[Buelligan]

Fucking hell, you're John Rees Evans, former candidate for Nigel Farage's UKIP, who took his Glock shopping in IKEA and claimed a homosexual donkey tried to rape his horse.  I am not even lying.

He is now the leader of the Democrats and Veterans Party, whose logo is this



I claim my £5.

[Twed]

Imagine being that obsessed with the imagery of right-wing America but not being allowed to live there. It's hilarious

[Buelligan]

I honestly think that's the least of his problems.  Reputedly he had a secure compound, with watchtower that doubles as a diving platform, in Bulgaria.  And you know what property prices are doing there now with Brexit and everything.

[Twed]

And all the children have to live underneath a castle with Benny Hill.

[Lord Mandrake]

Fucking hell, you're John Rees Evans

I claim my £5.

I never offered a £5 and for your information I still own a secure compound and a military grade bunker.

[Replies From View]

You must be quite gullible. Someone came in the pub once and tried to sell me a side of beef and I was having none of it. I can't imagine anyone ever falling for the same tactic where the side of beef is replaced with a four bed semi-detached, which I am assuming is exactly what happened to you.

A four bed semi-detached house for the same price as a side of beef?  Where's the catch?

[Sebastian Cobb]

I bought some quite obviously stolen steaks from a junkie outside a pub once.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Christ! Just imagine where he hid them to smuggle them out the shop.

[bigfatheart]

Your Mum.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Christ! Just imagine where he hid them to smuggle them out the shop.

Not arsed mate, cellophane.

[imitationleather]

Having watched junkies shoplift before, they generally just walk out proud as punch with their wares in their arms while displaying a "Hassle me if you can be bothered" expression on their face.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Not arsed mate, cellophane.

But I always lick the cellophane when I unwrap meat. Both sides.

[solidified gruel merchant]

Got on the m25