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Jeremy Kyle #CANCELLED

Started by JesusAndYourBush, May 13, 2019, 11:07:05 AM

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sponk

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on May 15, 2019, 03:44:22 PM
See also: Paul Merson advertising Sky Bet.

Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights was partly sponsored by Foster's wasn't it? I remember seeing the irony in that when he attacked Mark Watson's cider ads. I've never understand why certain celebs refuse to do adverts but do shows funded by advertising, you're really just putting an artificial barrier between you and the ad money that way.

Sebastian Cobb

Nah, I reckon Hicks was kind of right with the artistic roll call thing. If you've got a telly show, nobody really associates you with the tat in the ad breaks. I agree the sponsorship is a bit rum, but I don't know if you even get a say in that, Channel 4 might've just commissioned the show and sought sponsorship later.

St_Eddie

Quote from: Ornlu on May 15, 2019, 10:32:47 AM
It's official. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48279613

Quote from: BBCFormer EastEnders actress Danniella Westbrook, who has appeared on The Jeremy Kyle Show, praised the care she was given.

Appearing on Channel 5's Jeremy Vine Show, she said: "If it wasn't for Jeremy Kyle I probably wouldn't be alive myself."

She added: "They really have looked after me and you know, since I've been in rehab I've spoken to Jeremy all the time and [psychotherapist] Graham [Stanier] and the team, and went I went back on the show, reassessed and [I was] really looked after."

Oh, yes.  I'm sure that all of the regular people who appeared on the show, received the same level of aftercare (or any aftercare at all) that you did, Daniella Westbrook.  It's not like they were toadying up to you because you're a Z list celebrity.  No, not at all.

thenoise

Quote from: touchingcloth on May 15, 2019, 12:02:17 AM
In about 1997 he had a phone in show on BRMB - "Late and Live with Jezza", back when Jezza was all he was with no mention of the Kyle and, yes, like you, it was quite a long time after becoming aware of Jeremy Kyle that I connected the dots.

I was in the first year of secondary school when that radio show was on, and we mainly used to listen to it because there were very slightly naughty words and rude content in it. In my memory he was exactly as unkind and hectoring as he showed himself to be on the telly, but with a weird obsession with anal-to-vaginal sex, to the point that people must have been phoning him and trying to work it into conversations because there's no way mentions of it could possibly have arisen that frequently on a single show by sheer coincidence. I used to absolutely incense him, cos a guy would ring up and say something like "I think women should be on birth control rather than men wear condoms cos if I do anal on her cos I don't want a kid then it's up to her really if she wants me to change hole and she isn't coiled up isn't it so I just switch and then she needs to get the morning after pill."

"ANAL TO VAGINAL?! THAT GIVES GIRLS THRUSH PAL HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF VAGINAL TO ANAL IS OK BUT ANAL TO VAGINAL IS A NO IN MY BOOK".

I hope after his inevitable mental breakdown, he starts posting his rants in the comment boxes on pornhub.

Cold Meat Platter

Quote from: St_Eddie on May 15, 2019, 05:19:50 PM
Oh, yes.  I'm sure that all of the regular people who appeared on the show, received the same level of aftercare (or any aftercare at all) that you did, Daniella Westbrook.  It's not like they were toadying up to you because you're a Z list celebrity.  No, not at all.

A parasite doesn't want its host to die.

sponk

Quote from: touchingcloth on May 15, 2019, 12:02:17 AM
In about 1997 he had a phone in show on BRMB - "Late and Live with Jezza", back when Jezza was all he was with no mention of the Kyle and, yes, like you, it was quite a long time after becoming aware of Jeremy Kyle that I connected the dots.

I was in the first year of secondary school when that radio show was on, and we mainly used to listen to it because there were very slightly naughty words and rude content in it. In my memory he was exactly as unkind and hectoring as he showed himself to be on the telly, but with a weird obsession with anal-to-vaginal sex, to the point that people must have been phoning him and trying to work it into conversations because there's no way mentions of it could possibly have arisen that frequently on a single show by sheer coincidence. I used to absolutely incense him, cos a guy would ring up and say something like "I think women should be on birth control rather than men wear condoms cos if I do anal on her cos I don't want a kid then it's up to her really if she wants me to change hole and she isn't coiled up isn't it so I just switch and then she needs to get the morning after pill."

"ANAL TO VAGINAL?! THAT GIVES GIRLS THRUSH PAL HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF VAGINAL TO ANAL IS OK BUT ANAL TO VAGINAL IS A NO IN MY BOOK".

The only thing I remember about the show was a jingle Kyle would play whenever a woman would call up and sob about her husband who beats her or something. "He's just an eenie weenie small dicked shriveled man" or something. Obviously it was a Freudian delve into Kyle's sex obsessed mind.

Sebastian Cobb

Sounds like he spends a lot of time thinking about willies in particular doesn't it?

Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: sponk on May 15, 2019, 06:31:29 PM
The only thing I remember about the show was a jingle Kyle would play whenever a woman would call up and sob about her husband who beats her or something. "He's just an eenie weenie small dicked shriveled man" or something. Obviously it was a Freudian delve into Kyle's sex obsessed mind.

Maybe it was Gillette trying to plug her new single?

the

Quote from: sponk on May 15, 2019, 06:31:29 PMThe only thing I remember about the show was a jingle Kyle would play whenever a woman would call up and sob about her husband who beats her or something. "He's just an eenie weenie small dicked shriveled man" or something.

This?

(Warning: Sweary)

finnquark

See Gorgeous George Galloway was on TV this morning as a 'friend of Jeremy Kyle' doing the rounds defending him. Reminded me of one of the funniest bits of shit radio I've ever heard - Galloway, Kyle, Mike Parry and Alan Brazil in 'Clash of the Titans'. It starts off with an absolutely fantastic discussion of dangerous dogs (Galloway has been campaigning about this issue, so he claims) and only gets better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1rZ76bBxc

Ferris

Quote from: finnquark on May 15, 2019, 07:07:00 PM
Galloway, Kyle, Mike Parry and Alan Brazil in 'Clash of the Titans'.

Bo Selecta reboot "fresher than ever"

Harry Badger

Quote from: finnquark on May 15, 2019, 07:07:00 PM
See Gorgeous George Galloway was on TV this morning as a 'friend of Jeremy Kyle' doing the rounds defending him. Reminded me of one of the funniest bits of shit radio I've ever heard - Galloway, Kyle, Mike Parry and Alan Brazil in 'Clash of the Titans'. It starts off with an absolutely fantastic discussion of dangerous dogs (Galloway has been campaigning about this issue, so he claims) and only gets better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1rZ76bBxc

Gorgeous George joking about a woman having her face ripped off by her dog there.

touchingcloth

According to my friend who worked on the show Kyle's dressing room was adorned with pictures of food banks and Big Issue sellers and it was common for staff to walk on him wanking over them and just grunting "poor, poor, scrounging poor bastards. Saucy."

ajsmith2

The Sun asking us to shed tears for so-sad Jeremy and the tragic demise of his televisual masterwork while Dymond is called a 'victim' (their quotation marks). Flicked through it in the Co op (sorry) and there's a story about Dymond spread across pages 7 and 8 with the headline (supposedly a quote from his partner) 'DRUNKARD? HE WAS A PAEDO!!!!'


the

The Sun there. Who sponsor The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Bloody convenient that he's dead, that makes it a lot less legally complicated to defame him. And paedos deserve to die anyway, right readers?

Jumblegraws

Quote from: finnquark on May 15, 2019, 07:07:00 PM
See Gorgeous George Galloway was on TV this morning as a 'friend of Jeremy Kyle' doing the rounds defending him. Reminded me of one of the funniest bits of shit radio I've ever heard - Galloway, Kyle, Mike Parry and Alan Brazil in 'Clash of the Titans'. It starts off with an absolutely fantastic discussion of dangerous dogs (Galloway has been campaigning about this issue, so he claims) and only gets better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1rZ76bBxc
Was that the one where Galloway starts banging on about delivery packaging at one point?

sponk

Surely they'd have to put victim in quotes to avoid a potential law suit, as mentioned earlier, the inquest hasn't happened yet. I hate Kyle and his show as much as anyone, but there's no justification for jumping to conclusions.

Cuellar

Quote from: Jumblegraws on May 16, 2019, 10:10:50 AM
Was that the one where Galloway starts banging on about delivery packaging at one point?

About 2 minutes in he's already boasting about how easy it is to kill a Pekingese: "just rip its jaws apart and throw it away"

greenman

Really though the issue now isn't just the death is it? rather its that Kyle(and hopefully his ilk) are finally having a bit of light shone on them rather than hiding under their daytime TV rock, that's been a nice little blind spot for right wing anti poor agenda's for many years.

sponk

Quote from: greenman on May 16, 2019, 10:13:48 AM
Really though the issue now isn't just the death is it? rather its that Kyle(and hopefully his ilk) are finally having a bit of light shone on them rather than hiding under their daytime TV rock, that's been a nice little blind spot for right wing anti poor agenda's for many years.

Yeah but what happens after the light is shone? A few articles get written and people stop caring after a week. It's like when they closed down the NOTW, it didn't change anything in the long run as far as I can tell.


Edited to add:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033985/Im-GLAD-hes-dead-burn-hell-says-estranged-wife-Jeremy-Kyle-guest-killed-himself.html

Doesn't really change the facts because even if he was an abusive scumbag it wouldn't mean the show had less of a duty of care to him, but an interesting read anyway.

greenman

Quote from: sponk on May 16, 2019, 10:16:04 AM
Yeah but what happens after the light is shone? A few articles get written and people stop caring after a week. It's like when they closed down the NOTW, it didn't change anything in the long run as far as I can tell.

I'm guessing that will be the hope of those behind it, I mean its not as if much of the media didn't know about him beforehand they just thought they could get away with turning a blind eye.

the

What I'm starting to find irritating is people talking about TJKS as though it was an arm of frontline services - a help and advice bureau or conflict resolution service. It was an ITV entertainment show, that was its purpose for dragging people in and that was how it made its money. Don't forget it.

bgmnts

Jeremy Byle.
I hope you get pyles, wyle watching Jeremy Kyle.
But you can't because it's cancelled.

touchingcloth

Quote from: ajsmith2 on May 16, 2019, 09:56:51 AM


I'm very much enjoying reading "ITV DUMP CRISIS SHOW" as if it contains no verb.

ITV DUMP CRISIS SHOW.
Twelve Weeks Ass Slave: Peter Andre's three months of constipation HELL.

kalowski

Quote from: sponk on May 16, 2019, 10:16:04 AM
Yeah but what happens after the light is shone? A few articles get written and people stop caring after a week. It's like when they closed down the NOTW, it didn't change anything in the long run as far as I can tell.


Edited to add:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033985/Im-GLAD-hes-dead-burn-hell-says-estranged-wife-Jeremy-Kyle-guest-killed-himself.html

Doesn't really change the facts because even if he was an abusive scumbag it wouldn't mean the show had less of a duty of care to him, but an interesting read anyway.
"Fuck 'im, I didn't kill 'im."

Are there any other British ratatatat shows still on the air? I believe Trisha went to Channel 5.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Barry Admin on May 15, 2019, 12:08:02 PM
Blimey
I was just coming to post a clip, 12 years old it is now.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0aamT-oYpRw

Amazing. Perfect.

Yes, it was completely on the money. The Beeb should repeat it while this news is still current.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: sponk on May 16, 2019, 10:16:04 AM
Yeah but what happens after the light is shone? A few articles get written and people stop caring after a week. It's like when they closed down the NOTW, it didn't change anything in the long run as far as I can tell.


Edited to add:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033985/Im-GLAD-hes-dead-burn-hell-says-estranged-wife-Jeremy-Kyle-guest-killed-himself.html

Doesn't really change the facts because even if he was an abusive scumbag it wouldn't mean the show had less of a duty of care to him, but an interesting read anyway.

I'm not clicking that link.

Pseudopath

Why does this photo remind me of Limmy?



GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TIYEEM
A LITTLE TIME TO GET UNCANCELLED