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Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« on: May 14, 2019, 12:58:19 PM »
Go on then, you start.  You have to push 20mg of chewed bramble leaves up your urethra (or down it depending on your orientation).

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2019, 01:21:22 PM »
If I wanted to block urethras I would just install an ignore script. 

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2019, 02:30:13 PM »
If I wanted to block urethras I would just install an ignore script.

That not being an option you need to congest your urethra with bramble leaves please.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2019, 04:55:07 PM »
Have you done it yet or not

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2019, 05:02:22 PM »
Done. What next?

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2019, 05:13:03 PM »
Done. What next?

Hang on you have to wait until everybody else has also done it.


Keep your urethra congested in the meantime, please.  Everyone needs to be doing this at once for the experiment.

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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2019, 09:27:33 PM »
Everyone done that yeah?

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2019, 09:28:11 PM »
Okay so next we all need to force live woodpeckers up there or down there depending on your orientation etc



Everyone got a live woodpecker ready?

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2019, 11:23:38 PM »
Well, of course we have. But mine is being a bit shy. It doesn’t want to go back up there again.

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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2019, 12:01:05 AM »
Okay so next we all need to force live woodpeckers up there or down there depending on your orientation etc



Everyone got a live woodpecker ready?

I didn't read the instructions correctly, I applied the woodpecker first, before the bramble, disqualified or start again?

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2019, 12:40:35 AM »
I didn't read the instructions correctly, I applied the woodpecker first, before the bramble, disqualified or start again?

No worries, just start again.  Bramble first, then wait at least half an hour before inserting the live woodpecker.  We’ll wait for you to catch up.

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2019, 01:29:28 AM »
No worries, just start again.  Bramble first, then wait at least half an hour before inserting the live woodpecker.  We’ll wait for you to catch up.

Yes, but I'm going to have two sets of brambles , two sets of woodpeckers, up in my pecked to death urethra, so I'm surely in the lead?

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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2019, 11:30:33 AM »
Yes, but I'm going to have two sets of brambles , two sets of woodpeckers, up in my pecked to death urethra, so I'm surely in the lead?

Well we’ll say you aren’t in the lead purely because you didn’t follow the instructions properly the first time.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2019, 11:49:23 AM »
Jesus Replies its swollen up and looks like a fucking Umbrella, I'm going to sue you for your wacky experiment.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2019, 11:55:28 AM »
Is anyone else finding this quite painful?

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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2019, 12:11:56 PM »
no lol easy

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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2019, 12:56:42 PM »
I’m actually finding it quite fine as well.  That’s what’s interesting about these experiments - all the different ways of experiencing the same thing.  It’s fascinating.

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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2019, 01:01:33 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2019, 01:09:56 PM »
The court has found in my favour, Replies now owes me 1 million pounds!!!!

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2019, 01:13:42 PM »
Poney up fucko!


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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2019, 01:17:35 PM »
I think something has split.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2019, 01:22:02 PM »
pancreas thats another Million Pounds Replies owes. This is going to be a bloodbath.

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2019, 02:05:14 PM »
Again the instructions are as clear as muck, I inserted the brambles  and woodpecker in broad daylight in a packed area, as time and location were not specified. I now find myself typing this from prison, thankfully I had time to insert my phone into my already stretched urethra, I'm one if the lucky ones.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2019, 02:29:57 PM »
I think something has split.

That was my sides, at your risible inability to ram stuff up your urethra.

I am still laughing at this (still!).

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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2019, 02:35:31 PM »
I’m not certain, but I think my woodpecker has died.

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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2019, 04:08:36 PM »
pancreas thats another Million Pounds Replies owes. This is going to be a bloodbath.

Not if you can’t turn out the receipts.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2019, 04:11:39 PM »
How can we have reciets, you havn't given us the money yet.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2019, 04:23:00 PM »
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