Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment

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Go on then, you start.  You have to push 20mg of chewed bramble leaves up your urethra (or down it depending on your orientation).

[Gregory Torso]

If I wanted to block urethras I would just install an ignore script. 

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If I wanted to block urethras I would just install an ignore script.

That not being an option you need to congest your urethra with bramble leaves please.

[Glebe]

chewed bramble

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Have you done it yet or not

[madhair60]

Done. What next?

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Done. What next?

Hang on you have to wait until everybody else has also done it.


Keep your urethra congested in the meantime, please.  Everyone needs to be doing this at once for the experiment.

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Everyone done that yeah?

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Okay so next we all need to force live woodpeckers up there or down there depending on your orientation etc



Everyone got a live woodpecker ready?

[Alberon]

Well, of course we have. But mine is being a bit shy. It doesn't want to go back up there again.

[Bazooka]

Okay so next we all need to force live woodpeckers up there or down there depending on your orientation etc



Everyone got a live woodpecker ready?

I didn't read the instructions correctly, I applied the woodpecker first, before the bramble, disqualified or start again?

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I didn't read the instructions correctly, I applied the woodpecker first, before the bramble, disqualified or start again?

No worries, just start again.  Bramble first, then wait at least half an hour before inserting the live woodpecker.  We'll wait for you to catch up.

[Bazooka]

No worries, just start again.  Bramble first, then wait at least half an hour before inserting the live woodpecker.  We'll wait for you to catch up.

Yes, but I'm going to have two sets of brambles , two sets of woodpeckers, up in my pecked to death urethra, so I'm surely in the lead?

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Yes, but I'm going to have two sets of brambles , two sets of woodpeckers, up in my pecked to death urethra, so I'm surely in the lead?

Well we'll say you aren't in the lead purely because you didn't follow the instructions properly the first time.

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Jesus Replies its swollen up and looks like a fucking Umbrella, I'm going to sue you for your wacky experiment.

[pancreas]

Is anyone else finding this quite painful?

[Cuellar]

no lol easy

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I'm actually finding it quite fine as well.  That's what's interesting about these experiments - all the different ways of experiencing the same thing.  It's fascinating.

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The court has found in my favour, Replies now owes me 1 million pounds!!!!

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The court has found in my favour, Replies now owes me 1 million pounds!!!!

You need to print up a receipt for that if you want me to take it seriously.

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Poney up fucko!

[pancreas]

I think something has split.

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pancreas thats another Million Pounds Replies owes. This is going to be a bloodbath.

[Bazooka]

Again the instructions are as clear as muck, I inserted the brambles  and woodpecker in broad daylight in a packed area, as time and location were not specified. I now find myself typing this from prison, thankfully I had time to insert my phone into my already stretched urethra, I'm one if the lucky ones.

[Cuellar]

I think something has split.

That was my sides, at your risible inability to ram stuff up your urethra.

I am still laughing at this (still!).

[Alberon]

I'm not certain, but I think my woodpecker has died.

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pancreas thats another Million Pounds Replies owes. This is going to be a bloodbath.

Not if you can't turn out the receipts.

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How can we have reciets, you havn't given us the money yet.

[pancreas]

GIVE US THE FUCKING MONEY REPLIES