Author Topic: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment  (Read 799 times)

Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2019, 04:36:10 PM »
I'm having second thoughts, my solicitor demanded I signed a contract, unfortunately he also blocked his urethra with a knock off woodpecker, which was a robin with a party hat over its face.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2019, 09:59:00 PM »
How can we have reciets, you havn't given us the money yet.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2019, 10:00:37 PM »
Your going to be doing time mate.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2019, 10:01:55 PM »
Nope because you can't even show a receipt.  No receipt, no payout and no time either.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2019, 10:06:29 PM »
A reciet for what? The Purchase of a Wood Pecker?

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2019, 10:14:57 PM »
FOR THE PAYOUT

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2019, 10:31:00 PM »
Don't you mean Court Order? It odns't really matter they have already set up a direct debit and are garnishing your wages monthly.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2019, 10:35:02 PM »
Okay so you aren't going to get your million pounds, we've both accepted and embraced that fact, good.


NOW MAKE YOUR URETHRA ABSORB:  ONE SHREDDED COPY OF CLIVE JAMES' UNRELIABLE MEMOIRS

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2019, 07:53:21 AM »
Everyone got that Clive James book up their knob yeah?  We need to move on to the next thing.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2019, 11:16:43 AM »
Listen okay I’ll give you an IOU for a million quid if you put Unreliable Memoirs up your cock.  Promise.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2019, 11:37:18 AM »
Will someone think of the Children!

Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2019, 11:53:54 AM »
Clive's book is in, unfortunately I could only find the hard, causing pretty annoying hemorrhaging.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2019, 12:41:35 PM »
Clive's book is in, unfortunately I could only find the hard, causing pretty annoying hemorrhaging.

That’s ok

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2019, 12:42:35 PM »
Actually this gets easier the more stuff you put up.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2019, 12:43:33 PM »
Actually this gets easier the more stuff you put up.

Interesting isn’t it

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2019, 01:11:51 PM »
Indeed, it's fascinating. What's next? I'm raring to go.

Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2019, 02:19:40 PM »
Indeed, it's fascinating. What's next? I'm raring to go.

Yeah mine is as wide as the channel tunnel, had a few migrants pass through into my system.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2019, 03:31:05 PM »
Next up:  SIX KILOGRAMS OF FIBREGLASS INSULATION

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2019, 03:50:43 PM »
YAY!!!!!

Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2019, 04:11:17 PM »
Next up:  SIX KILOGRAMS OF FIBREGLASS INSULATION

The blood loss and death pain doesn't bother me, but most of us haven't had asbestos handling training.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2019, 04:30:39 PM »
Theres a group of kids out side my house running around with half of B&Q up their Uretha and its all Replies fault.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2019, 04:33:53 PM »
Theres a group of kids out side my house running around with half of B&Q up their Uretha and its all Replies fault.

“Fault” is a strange word to use.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2019, 04:35:13 PM »
The blood loss and death pain doesn't bother me, but most of us haven't had asbestos handling training.

Glass fibre doesn’t contain asbestos as far as I’m aware.  Anyway it’s only 6kg.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2019, 08:35:54 AM »
How are you all getting on with that?

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2019, 09:02:05 AM »
If you desire to keep your lunch within the confines of your stomach, then whatever you do don't click this link (seriously NSFW or for anyone who values their sanity).

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2019, 09:07:45 AM »
I’m not going to click on that I’m afraid.  We have an experiment to complete here.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2019, 09:37:57 AM »
Could everybody please give me a quick précis on what they have in their urethra so I know we’re ready to move on, cheers.  Just an inventory of what you have so far.

Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2019, 09:41:02 AM »
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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2019, 09:43:03 AM »
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You must be doing the Junior version of Urethra Blocking.  I think you meant to turn left at the end of the first corridor.

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Re: Blocking up our urethras: a CaB experiment
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2019, 10:37:49 AM »
I don't know, but he's asking to be let out, or at least if I can send a croissant down there.