Brexit Party/Farage thread

[Paulie Walnuts]

I've got a Tony Benn hat
xx

[Buelligan]

Embra:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-48321451

You know what I hope?

I hope he escapes being milkshaked, I hope his people contact the police and the police waste their taxpayer-paid time contacting McMerdes and through unstinting effort, milkshaking is completely avoided.

Until the count, when there's a Carrie tribute.  Everyone's in on it.

That's what I'm seeing in my mind's eye.

Then Jeremy Beadle rises from the dead laughing, tells him that the whole thing, the Referendum, everything was a big wind up by the whole of Europe because he's been such a diligently greedy useless fucking tosser cunt all these years.  Juncker and Tusk come on to rapturous applause as the ones that nominated him.  May does a little dance.  Corbs gives him a friendly smack on the back of the head.  Trump sends a video.  Even Tommeh takes a bow.  Everyone laughs their arses off. 

That's what I'm seeing in my mind's eye, right now.

[Buelligan]

And Farage is just stood there in an unctuous vanilla puddle, two bloodshot bulbous eyes protruding through the cream dripping from his ruined hat and coagulating, rather unattractively, on his raddled wattles.  His fag hissing out.

[petril]

then he wets his pants

[Blumf]

Embra:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-48321451

Toad of Toad Hall was in town on Friday. Mrs Blumf pointed out that the fact Dudley hasn't had a McDonald's in it's centre for decades may have played a part in his choice of location. That and the fact that we're Brexit central.

Bonus fact: Ian "Everyone who criticises Israel is an anti-Semite" Austin used to work in the Dudley centre MaccyDs when it was open.

[phantom_power]

psycotic killers

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[Buelligan]

Pah pah pah paa pa pah pah pah paa pah.

[bgmnts]

oh wow you were serious, hilarious

no matter how big of an erection it gives you, right wing politics didn't kill jo cox

Just millions of jews lol

[Paul Calf]

oh wow you were serious, hilarious

no matter how big of an erection it gives you, right wing politics didn't kill jo cox

So you're American? Why do you bother?

[Buelligan]

A lot of them do it, lame ass.

[phantom_power]

So you're American? Why do you bother?

Be fair. He could just be a moron. Could! Ha!

[Fambo Number Mive]

One of the Brexit Party's new AMs has called far-right activist Tommy Robinson a "courageous character...

The Brexit Party said Mr Rowlands' was giving a personal view that did not "in any way" reflect the party's position...

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-wales-politics-48295617

[jobotic]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48337499

This investigations is a smear! Truth is lies!

Must have stuck in the craw of the BBC to report this, about their big star.

[Buelligan]

I don't think that this

In 2013 the Electoral Commission issued guidance to parties that "if a donor makes regular payments for an unspecified donation and towards an unspecified total amount, our view is that these payments should be treated as separate donations."

is acceptable at all. 

I can't imagine how anyone can set a limit of £500 and then allow that limit to be surpassed by an unlimited amount provided that the sum is split into separate payments.

Someone needs to have a word, it's as bent as the Dutch revival duck house or whatever the fuck.

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Toilet Ducktch Oven Revival

[Buelligan]

And exhale..... aaannnnddd  Relax.

You can lower the duvet now.  Open your eyes.

[olliebean]

Under UK law a donation to a political party that's under £500 does not have to be reported to the Electoral Commission. In fact, that kind of financial contribution doesn't even count as a donation.

What's that now? So if it's not a donation, what is it? Payment for services rendered? In which case there are more questions to be answered, I would think.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Be fair. He could just be a moron. Could! Ha!

Lol'ing at the uneducated working classes again, aren't you supposed to be the nice guys? :(

[jobotic]

Lol'ing at the uneducated working classes again, aren't you supposed to be the nice guys? :(

You're neither though are you?

[Edmonds]

Lol'ing at the uneducated working classes again, aren't you supposed to be the nice guys? :(

Don't waste your time, Paulie. The only thing this thread is good for is to watch the same half dozen idiots circle jerk over their messiah in the midst of his shitty performance and polling results. It's actually hilarious to watch them try and get involved!

[Paulie Walnuts]

You're neither though are you?

grew up in a council house and left school without even going into 6th form - I'm the middle class students working class wet dream, if I wasn't guilty of wrongthink you'd be worshipping me in another life :(

[jobotic]

Get 'em Gripper!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The only thing this thread is good for is to watch the same half dozen idiots circle jerk over their messiah in the midst of his shitty performance and polling results. It's actually hilarious to watch them try and get involved!

Yes it's been a very hard few years.

First we deluded ourselves into thinking he could ever become Labour leader, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he would stand a chance once the PLP turned on him, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could wipe out the Tories majority, let alone poll 13 million on a 40% share, we deluded ourselves into thinking we could achieve a 20% swing in space of a month, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could lead Labour to their best council elections in 40 years, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could lead Labour to a 9% poll lead over the Tories, with a sudden absence of the 2016 trigger word 'unelectable' in modern parlance, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could see off 2 Tory leaders and oversee the destruction of the Tories as an electoral force. We deluded ourselves into thinking we could stand against the mainstream media, the press, and the entire political establishment, we deluded ourselves into thinking one day someone like John McDonnell could be having casual conversations with business leaders as they come to terms with and manage the next decade of change, we deluded ourselves into inflicting the most defeats on any government in parliamentary history.

It's been agony every step of the way watching our opponents slowly self-combust, but great to know you too find it *actually hilarious* as well!

[Buelligan]

Good old magic grandpa and his marrow!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just like the media can't decide whether Corbyn is useless OR a man who will forever change the shape of Britain with his ruthless Stalinism, on a wider level Labour's opponents are stuck in this unsquareable circle where Labour are ONLY THE MOST USELESS OPPOSITION EVER, GODDD, yet also have to warn people on a daily basis that a vote for Labour means the Earth will actually implode TONIGHT on their genitals.

Every time they describe Labour as useless they look behind them to find Labour ever, ever closer.

It's great some people can see how *actually hilarious* that is!

[Johnny Yesno]

First we deluded ourselves into thinking he could ever become Labour leader, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he would stand a chance once the PLP turned on him, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could wipe out the Tories majority, let alone poll 13 million on a 40% share, we deluded ourselves into thinking we could achieve a 20% swing in space of a month, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could lead Labour to their best council elections in 40 years, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could lead Labour to a 9% poll lead over the Tories, with a sudden absence of the 2016 trigger word 'unelectable' in modern parlance, then we deluded ourselves into thinking he could see off 2 Tory leaders and oversee the destruction of the Tories as an electoral force. We deluded ourselves into thinking we could stand against the mainstream media, the press, and the entire political establishment, we deluded ourselves into thinking one day someone like John McDonnell could be having casual conversations with business leaders as they come to terms with and manage the next decade of change, we deluded ourselves into inflicting the most defeats on any government in parliamentary history.

When you put it like that, I feel like a total fool. Guess I'll be joining the Brexit Party, then. Wait, they're not accepting members, though, are they? Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to give them some money so they can do whatever it is they plan to do. It'll probably be good, whatever it is.

[Paul Calf]

Lol'ing at the uneducated working classes again, aren't you supposed to be the nice guys? :(

Only the ones who vote for fascists. They're cunts.

[Buelligan]

When you put it like that, I feel like a total fool. Guess I'll be joining the Brexit Party, then. Wait, they're not accepting members, though, are they? Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to give them some money so they can do whatever it is they plan to do. It'll probably be good, whatever it is.

Yeah, it's what all the clever people are doing these days, giving their money and voting their power to something run by someone whose main claim to fame is being an unpleasant big mouth with a taste for the high life and who's promising them literally nothing.

Because they're lions see.  Lions led by donkeys.

He's a leader but he's not a donkey, he's an evil charlatan.  Which is a different kind of thing altogether.

[jobotic]

Farage pressing charges against milkshake bloke and wouldn't get off the bus in Wakefield.

How did Corbyn react after the bloke egged him?

[SpiderChrist]

Farage pressing charges against milkshake bloke and wouldn't get off the bus in Wakefield.

How did Corbyn react after the bloke egged him?

Read Gramsci to him until he fell asleep.