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Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« on: May 14, 2019, 03:24:43 PM »
Jug-eared Warren star Clunes hauled over the coals for climbing on an elephant's face on ITV. I say throw away the lock and key him up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48268174

Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2019, 03:27:16 PM »
This has ruined Nativity 3 for me.

Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2019, 03:40:45 PM »
Man behaving problematically

Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2019, 03:46:39 PM »
Looks like there's an elephant in the CLUNE

Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2019, 03:56:32 PM »
Man behaving problematically

Lovely stuff.

Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2019, 04:06:27 PM »

Absorb the anus burn

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Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2019, 04:07:22 PM »
Jug-eared cunt.

(And Martin Clunes doesn't come out of this looking good, either)

(posted in the correct thead this time)

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Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2019, 06:14:06 PM »
There should be a new category at BAFTA for the most original way to get cancelled, Clunesy would definitely have won it this year for his - 'whooah Martin, what the fuck are you climbing on an elephant's face for you mad cunt?'

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Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2019, 06:33:45 PM »
Pull on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Well excuuuuuse me for being cruel.

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Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2019, 06:39:23 PM »
If Dumbo taught me anything it's that circus goers hate elephants.

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Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 06:41:23 PM »
Oh this wasn't at a circus, so that was a racist inference on my part, I'll cancel myself.

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Re: Martin #CLUNCESLLED
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2019, 11:27:01 PM »
I don’t get. This is a country where horse racing and riding is a national pastime and sport and this is just a Napalese version of that. Charities can be so uprighteous especially of the cultures of other countries but encouraging elephant rides would increase tourism from those who would want to ride the elephants and therefore bring in more money to protect the poor elephants. If god didn’t want us riding animals then he wouldn’t have given them backs.