New Sandwhiches

[Bazooka]

Just been to buy a butter Sandwich, and was laughed out of the place because I wasn't "Keeping up with the times"

All they had was:

Apricot jam and tax returns on rye bread
Boiled naan stuffed with magnets
Battered bread rolls with a side of oiled up salamander shavings.

£4.76 meal deal with a bottle of WKD Blue included.

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I've never heard of new sandwiches but I have heard of old ones.  Do they count as "new"?

[Gregory Torso]

Chinese sandwiches use three pieces of bread and are 80% pork hair, 20% red bean mash.

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What about sandwiches where you get bits of the plates and crockery from previous meals that weren't properly sifted out of the filling mix?

[seepage]

What about sandwiches where you get bits of the plates and crockery from previous meals that weren't properly sifted out of the filling mix?

Ah yes, the solera process, popularised by 'spoons.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Anyone tried Pret's new cropped avocado on concave bread?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Ham.

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Has anyone here ever bought a sandwich labelled "new", left it a couple of weeks, then angrily returned it to the shop for not even being new?

[rasta-spouse]

Waitrose's Acid Corbynism sandwich looks interesting. Not sure about the seeded loaf they're using.

[Sebastian Cobb]

paste

[bgmnts]

I like a nice basic dollop of Fred West's tuna and some sourcorn.

[Lord Mandrake]

Two slices of the cheapest garlic sausage I can find with a massive baguette in the middle, inside the baguette? nothing, it's hollowed out.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Nothing better than a thick slab of filo pastry, a generous dollop of full-fat veal curd, a sprinkle of finely shredded bay leaf, all sandwiched between two chunky cut slices of Warburton's Finest Dark Malted Chaff bread

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Nothing better than a thick slab of filo pastry, a generous dollop of full-fat veal curd, a sprinkle of finely shredded bay leaf, all sandwiched between two chunky cut slices of Warburton's Finest Dark Malted Chaff bread

I think this one is overrated, personally.  Jamie Oliver's efforts to foist it into all school canteens in Britain was a stretch and a wank.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Went down to Prets again today and bought their tasty new innovative sandwich featuring pulled oranges, hang-dried hummus, defective tomatoes and a sprinkling of LEDs.

[Cuellar]

Chernobyl on rye - no goddamn pickles!!

[rasta-spouse]

Really enjoying the new Marks ruben sandwich. The salted beef is kept in a cool room for a month with Abbott & Costello's Who's On First playing on loop at full volume night and day. 

[pancreas]

Thought the M&S Sand Sandwhich was a bit gimmicky really. Quite an unpleasant texture.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Cheese.

[VelourSpirit]

salt and vinegar

[VelourSpirit]

bad ingredient and concept sandwich

[Cuellar]

Bag

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REHYDRATED HORLICK AND CUCUMBER SANDWICK