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EUROVISION 2019!
« on: May 14, 2019, 07:49:02 PM »
BBC Four
8pm
Semi Final 1

LET THE UNNECESSARILY SLOW-MOVING DIPPING MECHANISM CONTEST COMMENCE!

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2019, 08:10:10 PM »
1. CYPRUS    : Tamta   "Replay"
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2019, 08:16:04 PM »
2. MONTENEGRO   : D mol   "Heaven"
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2019, 08:16:27 PM »
1. CYPRUS    : Tamta   "Replay"

Misheard lyric: "Shit on my body tonight"
Costume: Sparkly pants
Sounds like: Shakira

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2019, 08:18:46 PM »
2. MONTENEGRO   : D mol   "Heaven"

Is that Adam Lallana?

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2019, 08:21:27 PM »
3. FINLAND  :  Darude feat. Sebastian Rejman   "Look Away"

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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2019, 08:25:03 PM »
4. POLAND  :  Tulia    - "Fire of Love (Pali się)"

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2019, 08:27:46 PM »
5. SLOVENIA  :  Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl   - "Sebi"

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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 08:28:08 PM »
4. POLAND  :  Tulia    - "Fire of Love (Pali się)"

Lack of butter churning.

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2019, 08:30:27 PM »
5. SLOVENIA  :  Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl   - "Sebi"

"Sing for Slovenia at Eurovision OR THE PUPPY GETS IT!"

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2019, 08:31:18 PM »
6. CZECH REPUBLIC  :  Lake Malawi - "Friend of a Friend"

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6. CZECH REPUBLIC  :  Lake Malawi - "Friend of a Friend"

Worst drum miming ever?

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2019, 08:38:37 PM »
7. HUNGARY  :  Joci Pápai -  "Az én apám"

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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2019, 08:42:18 PM »
8.   BELARUS  :  ZENA  -  "Like It"

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8.   BELARUS  :  ZENA  -  "Like It"

"Like It"

No

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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2019, 08:46:39 PM »
9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2019, 08:47:19 PM »
Right, I am joining the fray. Distressed 8 year old finally asleep. Distress nothing to do with Eurovision I might add.

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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2019, 08:48:35 PM »
9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

Not a good day to be rocking the ‘Mother of Dragons’ look.

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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2019, 08:48:59 PM »
9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

"Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate..."

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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2019, 08:50:19 PM »
10. BELGIUM  :  Eliot  -  "Wake Up"

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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2019, 08:51:09 PM »
10. BELGIUM  :  Eliot  -  "Wake Up"

"Wake Up"

No

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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2019, 08:52:49 PM »
10. BELGIUM  :  Eliot  -  "Wake Up"

Ça ne plane pas pour moi.

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« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2019, 08:54:07 PM »
He can’t sing and he looks like a dork.

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« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2019, 08:54:21 PM »
11. GEORGIA  :  Oto Nemsadze  -  "Keep on Going"

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« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2019, 08:57:17 PM »
Did I miss much in the first 40 minutes because since then it’s been a tide of dog piss.

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« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2019, 08:57:47 PM »
He looks furious. FURIOUS!