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EUROVISION 2019!

Started by DrGreggles, May 14, 2019, 07:49:02 PM

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BBC Four
8pm
Semi Final 1

LET THE UNNECESSARILY SLOW-MOVING DIPPING MECHANISM CONTEST COMMENCE!

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1. CYPRUS    : Tamta   "Replay"

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2. MONTENEGRO   : D mol   "Heaven"

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Quote from: daf on May 14, 2019, 08:10:10 PM
1. CYPRUS    : Tamta   "Replay"

Misheard lyric: "Shit on my body tonight"
Costume: Sparkly pants
Sounds like: Shakira

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Quote from: daf on May 14, 2019, 08:16:04 PM
2. MONTENEGRO   : D mol   "Heaven"

Is that Adam Lallana?

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Quote from: daf on May 14, 2019, 08:25:03 PM
4. POLAND  :  Tulia    - "Fire of Love (Pali się)"

Lack of butter churning.

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Quote from: daf on May 14, 2019, 08:27:46 PM
5. SLOVENIA  :  Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl   - "Sebi"

"Sing for Slovenia at Eurovision OR THE PUPPY GETS IT!"

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Crabwalk

Right, I am joining the fray. Distressed 8 year old finally asleep. Distress nothing to do with Eurovision I might add.

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Quote from: daf on May 14, 2019, 08:46:39 PM
9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

Not a good day to be rocking the 'Mother of Dragons' look.

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Quote from: daf on May 14, 2019, 08:46:39 PM
9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

"Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate..."

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He can't sing and he looks like a dork.

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Did I miss much in the first 40 minutes because since then it's been a tide of dog piss.

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He looks furious. FURIOUS!