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EUROVISION 2019!

Started by DrGreggles, May 14, 2019, 07:49:02 PM

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Crabwalk

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:17:14 PM
4.   SWITZERLAND  :  Luca Hänni  -  "She Got Me"

The arms on this dude. Very impressive.

Gregory Torso

He looks like rami malek

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:17:14 PM
4.   SWITZERLAND  :  Luca Hänni  -  "She Got Me"

I'm still in a strop because the Swiss lass didn't win in 2011.
Oh, Anna Rossinelli...

Mr Eggs

He has the face of a man with dwarfism.

daf


Crabwalk

Nae tune from the Swissman.

DrGreggles


Crabwalk

Have to say, these intro videos typically outclass the performances by about 400%.

Crabwalk


DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:21:24 PM
5. LATVIA  :  Carousel  -  "That Night"

Sounds like the twee shite that appears on most adverts these days.

Crabwalk

This is rather nice.

Never getting through.

daf


DrGreggles


Crabwalk

Poor sod's been shunted 50 yards away too. He's got a bad neck trying to see what's going on onstage.

DrGreggles

I think she sang "wake me up from this smell" and something about "bubblewrap me at night".

Mr Eggs

"Ashtray" was the only word I could pick out.

daf


DrGreggles

That Ryan presenter looks like an evil ventriloquist dummy.

Crabwalk

Quote from: DrGreggles on May 16, 2019, 08:24:48 PM
Sounds like the twee shite that appears on most adverts these days.

This one does.

daf


Crabwalk

This Danish song is a fucking disgrace.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:32:39 PM
7. DENMARK  :  Leonora  -  "Love Is Forever"



This syrupy bullshit can fuck off anyway.

"JUMP, YOU CUNTS!"

DrGreggles


Mr Eggs

Too late for love=Have a wank.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:36:28 PM
8. SWEDEN  :  John Lundvik     -  "Too Late for Love"

"I can make it burn for you and me"

Chat up line or threat of thrush?

daf


Crabwalk

Unusually naff for Sweden.

Crabwalk

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:40:29 PM
9. AUSTRIA  :  PÆNDA  -  "Limits"

All breaths and squeaking, this lass.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:40:29 PM
9. AUSTRIA  :  PÆNDA  -  "Limits"



And this makes me a sad Paenda...

Crabwalk

She's really fucked this up. Which is a shame as she has great hair.