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EUROVISION 2019!

Started by DrGreggles, May 14, 2019, 07:49:02 PM

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DrGreggles

Quote from: Crabwalk on May 16, 2019, 08:40:45 PM
Unusually naff for Sweden.

It'll definitely qualify though.
The Swedes are just universally loved.

daf


Mr Eggs

Sounded like a pissed owl.

DrGreggles

Quote from: Crabwalk on May 16, 2019, 08:44:58 PM
She's really fucked this up.

Well, she invented a new note, so that's good isn't it.

Crabwalk

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:45:21 PM
10. CROATIA  :  Roko  -  "The Dream"

Looked like Tubbs ascending to heaven when he was lying down.

Mr Eggs

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:45:21 PM
10. CROATIA  :  Roko  -  "The Dream"

The dead eyes of a serial rapist.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:45:21 PM
10. CROATIA  :  Roko  -  "The Dream"

This is not the Modern Life I'd been promised...

daf


Crabwalk


Mr Eggs

The Axis forces should have bombed Malta to dust to prevent this.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:49:23 PM
11. MALTA  :  Michela  -  "Chameleon"

"I could be a jungle"

That's not how jungles work, pet.

#MalteseCrossJoke

Crabwalk

It's a proper cut'n'shut job isn't it? Three bad songs glued together with faeces.

daf


Crabwalk

Too beautiful to be on Eurovision. Sorry mate. You need to look a bit raggy doll.

Mr Eggs

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:52:42 PM
12. LITHUANIA  :  Jurij Veklenko  -  "Run with the Lions"

I'd tie a few burgers to his face if he's up for it.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:52:42 PM
12. LITHUANIA  :  Jurij Veklenko  -  "Run with the Lions"

"Come on, come on, get your vitamins out"?

Never heard them called THAT before!

DrGreggles

What a dreadful way to end a song!

It was like he lost confidence mid "Ooooooh".

daf


Mr Eggs

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 09:00:02 PM
13. RUSSIA  :  Sergey Lazarev  -  "Scream"

A Bond theme about being trapped in a portable shitter. On LSD.

Crabwalk

Russia top 5 on Saturday for stagecraft alone.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 09:00:02 PM
13. RUSSIA  :  Sergey Lazarev  -  "Scream"

It's Raphael Honigstein!

A reference for fans of European football there

Crabwalk

You could see his winkle too.

daf


DrGreggles

Quote from: Mr Eggs on May 16, 2019, 09:03:24 PM
A Bond theme about being trapped in a portable shitter. On LSD.

"Not so silent or innocent"!


daf


Mr Eggs


DrGreggles


Crabwalk

Quote from: Mr Eggs on May 16, 2019, 09:11:05 PM
Baldy man has fucked it for em.

Fuck off, he's making it!

DrGreggles