Author Topic: EUROVISION 2019!  (Read 3317 times)

daf

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2019, 09:24:55 PM »
Spivv-o!


Morrison Lard

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2019, 09:25:32 PM »
San Marino rider:

2x tubs head wax.
1000x B&H.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2019, 09:27:29 PM »
Iceland and all the pretty girls please!

Crabwalk

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2019, 09:28:13 PM »
Right, back to the start to see what I missed up until Serbia. Tell me when the voting’s over...

Mr Eggs

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2019, 09:29:41 PM »
I want Hungary through for the pan lid hair.

Crabwalk

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2019, 09:35:18 PM »
It has been consistent.

You weren’t kidding. Thin soup tonight.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2019, 09:35:42 PM »
Christ, Dana International was 21 years ago. That seems impossible.

daf

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2019, 09:36:51 PM »
>Glinner kicks telly in<

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2019, 09:38:08 PM »
Dana International:


Dana domestic:

Crabwalk

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2019, 09:39:03 PM »
4. POLAND  :  Tulia    - "Fire of Love (Pali się)"

Like a GOAT tribute band filled with members of B*Witched.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2019, 09:40:50 PM »
Chat with the UK entry:

"I know you've been asked this a million times, Michael, but... who the fuck are you?"

Crabwalk

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2019, 09:42:32 PM »
5. SLOVENIA  :  Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl   - "Sebi"

The XX have finally reached Slovenia.

Crabwalk

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2019, 09:45:18 PM »
Worst drum miming ever?

HA HA HA! AMAZING!

I quite like this one though.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2019, 09:53:19 PM »
The Irish lass was delighted when they stopped talking to her so they could speak to the Swiss guy:


DELIGHTED!

græskar

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #74 on: May 14, 2019, 09:53:23 PM »
Like a GOAT tribute band filled with members of B*Witched.

is that good or bad

bomb_dog

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #75 on: May 14, 2019, 09:55:44 PM »
Katherine Jenkins on a stick has a good chance on Saturday. No real big standouts otherwise.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2019, 10:09:37 PM »
San Marino through! FUCK YES!!!!

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2019, 10:10:06 PM »
San fucking Marino?

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2019, 10:10:59 PM »
At least Iceland's march to glory continues.

Crabwalk

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2019, 10:12:05 PM »
Most of the good’uns got through bar Portugal.

mothman

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2019, 10:42:20 PM »
San Marino: sounds like Leonard Cohen doing a Right Said Fred cover, looks like the opposite.

thecuriousorange

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #81 on: May 15, 2019, 12:28:36 AM »
Did anybody see "One Day in Gaza" on BBC2 last night? It's here if you missed it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00052gc

Clownbaby

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #82 on: May 15, 2019, 08:48:43 AM »
I didn't even know who our entry was until I watched him this morning. England's entry is pathetic for the millionth time in a row.

I want Iceland to win. My mam gave me a smirky look when they came on. She knows my shit

Cuellar

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #83 on: May 15, 2019, 09:15:23 AM »
Are they the BDSM lads?

Mr_Simnock

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #84 on: May 15, 2019, 05:30:00 PM »
I didn't even know who our entry was until I watched him this morning. England's entry is pathetic for the millionth time in a row.

I want Iceland to win. My mam gave me a smirky look when they came on. She knows my shit

Of course it is, anyone with anything resembling a career in music wouldn't do it would they so we have to find either the desperate, a has been or someone deluded into thinking it's anything but the only time they will get a chance to sing in front of so many people.

mothman

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #85 on: May 15, 2019, 05:52:54 PM »
Darude - one of those established artists - has rather ended with egged face after failing to get into the final.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2019, 07:14:32 PM »
Of course it is, anyone with anything resembling a career in music wouldn't do it would they so we have to find either the desperate, a has been or someone deluded into thinking it's anything but the only time they will get a chance to sing in front of so many people.

Someone doing it for a laugh and entering a fun, catchy song would be better.
Look at the number of 80s/90s acts still knocking about on the live circuit - most who haven't released a new song in years. Ask any of those who don't take themselves too seriously and surely they'd love the chance to do a gig that size.

I nominate The Human League.

Clownbaby

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2019, 07:24:53 PM »
Desperate or has-been could still be entertaining even. This guy and his shit song are dull because while shit, it's technically not shit enough to cross over to funny.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2019, 08:35:07 PM »
Desperate or has-been could still be entertaining even. This guy and his shit song are dull because while shit, it's technically not shit enough to cross over to funny.


Captain Z

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2019, 11:09:08 PM »