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Rich Uncle Skeleton

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #90 on: May 15, 2019, 11:59:48 PM »
popbitch's Eurovision guide has me pumped but I'm too busy to fucking watch any of this before Saturday !

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #91 on: May 16, 2019, 12:28:34 AM »

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #92 on: May 16, 2019, 12:49:58 AM »


Eurovision jokes of yesteryear:

Q. What's blue and shit?
A. Blue

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #93 on: May 16, 2019, 12:52:11 AM »


To be fair to Bonnie, at least she got shit-faced during the show.
As opposed to Englebert, who just had a shit face during the show.

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2019, 11:50:21 AM »
Results of Semi-Final - 1  (green= through to final / red = out)

1. CYPRUS    : Tamta   "Replay"

2. MONTENEGRO   : D mol   "Heaven"

3. FINLAND  :  Darude feat. Sebastian Rejman   "Look Away"

4. POLAND  :  Tulia - "Fire of Love (Pali się)"

5. SLOVENIA  :  Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl  - "Sebi"

6. CZECH REPUBLIC  :  Lake Malawi - "Friend of a Friend"

7. HUNGARY  :  Joci Pápai -  "Az én apám"

8.   BELARUS  :  ZENA  -  "Like It"

9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

10. BELGIUM  :  Eliot  -  "Wake Up"

11. GEORGIA  :  Oto Nemsadze  -  "Keep on Going"

12. AUSTRALIA  :  Kate Miller-Heidke  -  "Zero Gravity"

13. ICELAND  :  Hatari  -  "Hatrið mun sigra"

14. ESTONIA  :  Victor Crone  -  "Storm"

15. PORTUGAL  :  Conan Osiris  -  "Telemóveis"

16. GREECE  :  Katerine Duska  -  "Better Love"

17. SAN MARINO  :  Serhat  -  "Say Na Na Na"

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(I've updated all the links - replacing the official videos with the proper semi-final performances)

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #95 on: May 16, 2019, 12:23:55 PM »
Automatic Qualification :

GERMANY  :  S!sters  -  "Sister"

FRANCE  :  Bilal Hassani -  "Roi"

ITALY  :  Mahmood  -  "Soldi"

SPAIN  :  Miki  -  "La Venda"

UNITED KINGDOM  :  Michael Rice  -  "Bigger than Us"

ISRAEL  :  Kobi Marimi   -  "Home"

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #96 on: May 16, 2019, 12:32:10 PM »
I need to know the lyrics to this. Badly.

Just in case you didn't see in the Oscillations thread:

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HATE WILL PREVAIL

    Debauchery unconstrained.
    Hangover uncontained.
    Life’s purposeless confusion
    the void will swallow all.

    Hate will prevail.
    Every joy derail.
    Just treacherous illusion,
    fraud, futility.

    All that I saw.
    Tears ran raw.
    All that I gave.
    That I once gave.
    I gave you all.

    Universal obfuscation.
    Unilateral execration.
    From gullible delusion
    escape will be curtailed.
    The void will swallow all.

    Hate will prevail,
    and Europe’s heart impale;
    burn off its web of lies.
    Now from that conflagration
    Rise in unity.

    All that I saw.
    Tears ran raw.
    All that I gave.
    That I once gave.
    I gave you all.

    All that I saw.
    Tears ran raw.
    All that I gave.
    That I once gave.
    I gave you all.

    Hate will prevail.
    Love to no avail.
    Hate will prevail.
    Every joy derail.
    Just treacherous illusion,
    fraud, futility.

    Hate will prevail.

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #97 on: May 16, 2019, 01:13:54 PM »
For me, Sandie Shaw covered that stuff better years ago.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #98 on: May 16, 2019, 08:00:04 PM »
It is time. Hooray!

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #99 on: May 16, 2019, 08:05:45 PM »
Imagine looking like that Ryan fella and thinking you have the right to take the piss out of anyone else.

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #100 on: May 16, 2019, 08:06:41 PM »
daf, where are you???

daf

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #101 on: May 16, 2019, 08:07:57 PM »
1. ARMENIA  :  Srbuk  -  "Walking Out"

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #102 on: May 16, 2019, 08:10:05 PM »
2. IRELAND  :  Sarah McTernan  -  "22"

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #103 on: May 16, 2019, 08:10:16 PM »
Love the mesh thigh waders. 8 out of 10.

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #104 on: May 16, 2019, 08:10:25 PM »
Competent from Armenia. The UK should’ve sung that song.

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« Reply #105 on: May 16, 2019, 08:10:45 PM »
1. ARMENIA  :  Srbuk  -  "Walking Out"

More of a walk off really, wasn't it.

Why was she so angry though?

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #106 on: May 16, 2019, 08:11:49 PM »

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #107 on: May 16, 2019, 08:11:58 PM »
2. IRELAND  :  Sarah McTernan  -  "22"

Singing with a Polish accent, bizarrely.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #108 on: May 16, 2019, 08:12:59 PM »
*breathes in*

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2019, 08:13:04 PM »
I'm off for a wank.

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« Reply #110 on: May 16, 2019, 08:13:22 PM »
Singing with a Polish accent, bizarrely.

I was just thinking that!

daf

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #111 on: May 16, 2019, 08:13:29 PM »
3. MOLDOVA  :  Anna Odobescu  -  "Stay"

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #112 on: May 16, 2019, 08:13:49 PM »
Nice to have something without histrionics (Ireland).

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #113 on: May 16, 2019, 08:16:19 PM »
THIS IS A SERIOUS SONG CONTEST NOT A FUCKING NURSERY SCHOOL DOSS SESSION ON A FRIDAY

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #114 on: May 16, 2019, 08:16:53 PM »
Salt drawing never won owt.

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #115 on: May 16, 2019, 08:17:14 PM »
4.   SWITZERLAND  :  Luca Hänni  -  "She Got Me"

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #116 on: May 16, 2019, 08:17:23 PM »
Besides, it’s very rude to upstage a bride. Especially with sand.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #117 on: May 16, 2019, 08:17:30 PM »
3. MOLDOVA  :  Anna Odobescu  -  "Stay"

Hang on, that live drawing with sand this was done the other (by Ukraine?)!
She'll be ripping her skirt off and growing a beard in a minute...

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Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #118 on: May 16, 2019, 08:17:54 PM »
I think iPlayer must be a bit behind the TV feed.

Re: EUROVISION 2019!
« Reply #119 on: May 16, 2019, 08:18:35 PM »
THIS IS A SERIOUS SONG CONTEST NOT A FUCKING NURSERY SCHOOL DOSS SESSION ON A FRIDAY