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EUROVISION 2019!

Started by DrGreggles, May 14, 2019, 07:49:02 PM

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Rich Uncle Skeleton

popbitch's Eurovision guide has me pumped but I'm too busy to fucking watch any of this before Saturday !

mothman


DrGreggles

Quote from: mothman on May 16, 2019, 12:28:34 AM


Eurovision jokes of yesteryear:

Q. What's blue and shit?
A. Blue

DrGreggles

Quote from: Captain Z on May 15, 2019, 11:09:08 PM


To be fair to Bonnie, at least she got shit-faced during the show.
As opposed to Englebert, who just had a shit face during the show.

daf

Results of Semi-Final - 1  (green= through to final / red = out)

1. CYPRUS    : Tamta   "Replay"

2. MONTENEGRO   : D mol   "Heaven"

3. FINLAND  :  Darude feat. Sebastian Rejman   "Look Away"

4. POLAND  :  Tulia - "Fire of Love (Pali się)"

5. SLOVENIA  :  Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl  - "Sebi"

6. CZECH REPUBLIC  :  Lake Malawi - "Friend of a Friend"

7. HUNGARY  :  Joci Pápai -  "Az én apám"

8.   BELARUS  :  ZENA  -  "Like It"

9. SERBIA  :  Nevena Božović  -  "Kruna"

10. BELGIUM  :  Eliot  -  "Wake Up"

11. GEORGIA  :  Oto Nemsadze  -  "Keep on Going"

12. AUSTRALIA  :  Kate Miller-Heidke  -  "Zero Gravity"

13. ICELAND  :  Hatari  -  "Hatrið mun sigra"

14. ESTONIA  :  Victor Crone  -  "Storm"

15. PORTUGAL  :  Conan Osiris  -  "Telemóveis"

16. GREECE  :  Katerine Duska  -  "Better Love"

17. SAN MARINO  :  Serhat  -  "Say Na Na Na"

- - - - - - - -
(I've updated all the links - replacing the official videos with the proper semi-final performances)

daf

Automatic Qualification :

GERMANY  :  S!sters  -  "Sister"

FRANCE  :  Bilal Hassani -  "Roi"

ITALY  :  Mahmood  -  "Soldi"

SPAIN  :  Miki  -  "La Venda"

UNITED KINGDOM  :  Michael Rice  -  "Bigger than Us"

ISRAEL  :  Kobi Marimi   -  "Home"

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: Crabwalk on May 14, 2019, 09:07:59 PM
I need to know the lyrics to this. Badly.

Just in case you didn't see in the Oscillations thread:

QuoteHATE WILL PREVAIL

    Debauchery unconstrained.
    Hangover uncontained.
    Life's purposeless confusion
    the void will swallow all.

    Hate will prevail.
    Every joy derail.
    Just treacherous illusion,
    fraud, futility.

    All that I saw.
    Tears ran raw.
    All that I gave.
    That I once gave.
    I gave you all.

    Universal obfuscation.
    Unilateral execration.
    From gullible delusion
    escape will be curtailed.
    The void will swallow all.

    Hate will prevail,
    and Europe's heart impale;
    burn off its web of lies.
    Now from that conflagration
    Rise in unity.

    All that I saw.
    Tears ran raw.
    All that I gave.
    That I once gave.
    I gave you all.

    All that I saw.
    Tears ran raw.
    All that I gave.
    That I once gave.
    I gave you all.

    Hate will prevail.
    Love to no avail.
    Hate will prevail.
    Every joy derail.
    Just treacherous illusion,
    fraud, futility.

    Hate will prevail.

Crabwalk

For me, Sandie Shaw covered that stuff better years ago.

DrGreggles


Crabwalk

Imagine looking like that Ryan fella and thinking you have the right to take the piss out of anyone else.

Crabwalk

daf, where are you???

daf


daf


Mr Eggs

Love the mesh thigh waders. 8 out of 10.

Crabwalk

Competent from Armenia. The UK should've sung that song.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
1. ARMENIA  :  Srbuk  -  "Walking Out"

More of a walk off really, wasn't it.

Why was she so angry though?


Crabwalk

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:10:05 PM
2. IRELAND  :  Sarah McTernan  -  "22"

Singing with a Polish accent, bizarrely.


Mr Eggs


DrGreggles

Quote from: Crabwalk on May 16, 2019, 08:11:58 PM
Singing with a Polish accent, bizarrely.

I was just thinking that!

daf


Crabwalk

Nice to have something without histrionics (Ireland).

Crabwalk

THIS IS A SERIOUS SONG CONTEST NOT A FUCKING NURSERY SCHOOL DOSS SESSION ON A FRIDAY

Mr Eggs

Salt drawing never won owt.

daf


Crabwalk

Besides, it's very rude to upstage a bride. Especially with sand.

DrGreggles

Quote from: daf on May 16, 2019, 08:13:29 PM
3. MOLDOVA  :  Anna Odobescu  -  "Stay"

Hang on, that live drawing with sand this was done the other (by Ukraine?)!
She'll be ripping her skirt off and growing a beard in a minute...

Crabwalk

I think iPlayer must be a bit behind the TV feed.

Quote from: Crabwalk on May 16, 2019, 08:16:19 PM
THIS IS A SERIOUS SONG CONTEST NOT A FUCKING NURSERY SCHOOL DOSS SESSION ON A FRIDAY