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Cricket 2019

Started by iamcoop, May 14, 2019, 08:29:50 PM

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I blame

Roy
Baurstow
Mirgan
Stokes
Root

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Stop tapping singles and take the long handle to the cunt!

Chemical Ali

On benzos or some shit

Shoulders?-Stomach!

We could be watching Bopara right now.


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

YOU ARE FUCKING AIDS IN A HEAD

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Flailing like a s*****c.

Jesus christ it's like the little league softball scene from problem Child


To go all AJ for a minute this is part of the story, part of the legacy, its a minor setback. All credit due to Pakistan great cricketing outfit and they've shook up the cricket WC

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: The Boston Crab on June 03, 2019, 06:27:56 PM
To go all AJ for a minute this is part of the story, part of the legacy, its a minor setback. All credit due to Pakistan great cricketing outfit and they've shook up the cricket WC

Nicholas esque homily

Get slit

Ali GIG

Fuckin loser. Get out this team you cunt.

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Useless fucker caught by Fakhar.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

That is so so so shit. Fuck off

Cheers poo just wasted a hundred quid mate

Shoulders?-Stomach!

AIDS tier

Come on archer, flash the bowler and cunt him into the North Sea

See you in the semis you PAK cunts


Well played

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Four sixes get us the tie.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Did we win

We won didn't we. Good

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I hope Bayliss is remembered for what he's done to the test team to create a team that lost to a team in a World Cup that just lost 12 games in a row.

The narrative will all be how mercurial pakistan are eh lol you never know what you gonna get!! Haha genius!!

The reality is that we bowled shit, batted shit, fielded total shit and still just missed out.

PAK were pretty pedestrian, we just blew it. Mental midgets except for Buttler. Root deserves dropping for that 100 SR tonne, it's not 2018 any more. Playing like it's a test match!

Bairtswow spending half the match lookin up at the sky for instructions from a fucking GHOST
Roy on the benzos
Ali benzos
Stokes playing like a poof because he wants to show he's MATUERED and get another mill from the IPL once the corporate neds don't think he'll GBH anyone who says hiya mate
Morgan is a nice guy, maybe open a fuckin cafe then you cunt.

poo

Unable to muster any emotional connection to this England cricket team.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: poo on June 03, 2019, 09:06:23 PM
Unable to muster any emotional connection to this England cricket team.

Come on Buttler and Archer are ace

sevendaughters

was a great game today, am glad bowlers are not just there to be shot at so far. Hafeez is a really underrated player. fav World Cup since 1992 for me so far.

Just to say sorry I lost it today and said some awful things. I have gone full id I'm afraid.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: sevendaughters on June 03, 2019, 10:18:47 PM
was a great game today, am glad bowlers are not just there to be shot at so far. Hafeez is a really underrated player. fav World Cup since 1992 for me so far.

Seems to turn up against England every time even though he's about 54. Fuck's sake. It's that moustache. Rasmus.

Hope a red kite deposits a dirty bomb right all up in his shit

Cuellar

Good to see Afghanistan fighting back here

Cuellar

And how! Bloody hell, from 92-1 to 149-5

poo

Like a good old fashioned England collapse this

Cuellar

Rashid Khan only gone for 14 runs of just over 5 overs, and now got a wicket. Mental figures.