Cricket 2019

[Cuellar]

come on jimmy

[king_tubby]

Sharps bin for dinner, lads. Dogshit sauce.

[The Boston Crab]

What's everyone doing for the rest of the day then? I'm gonna play some shmups and make a chicken kiev.

[Thursday]

Die

[sevendaughters]

CHRIST THEY'VE STILL GOT STARC AND HAZLEWOOD

[Inspector Norse]

What's everyone doing for the rest of the day then? I'm gonna play some shmups and make a chicken kiev.

I went to a museum to get away from the cricket bollocks

But even there I found Rory Burns hiding in a picture

[Quote]

"Mate, you've just dropped the Ashes."

[Cuellar]

Aaaand scene

[Quote]

Embarrassing.

[Inspector Norse]

Ah well, they'll have learned a few things, taken some positives, and will be ready to pick themselves up and go again in a week, right?

[Mantle Retractor]

Pathetic
Abject
Embarrassing
Disgraceful

Awful
Insipid
Directionless
Spasticism

[dontrunyoullfall]

Not sure, got a feeling Root's going to put a bullet through his head live on Sky.

[iamcoop]

Not sure, got a feeling Root's going to put a bullet through his head live on Sky.

As I said before there's plenty of positives - test results that is!

[Quote]

These things happen when you try and play a positive brand of cricket.

[iamcoop]

If Woakes has even a modicum of sense he'll be angrily addressing the rest of his team mates, naked, still dripping from the shower with one foot up on the bench, beating the wall with a fist. And by god they should have the sense to listen.

[BlodwynPig]

WHERE ARE YOUR BANTER GODS NOW!!!!?

[iamcoop]

Hope Stokes literally kills a man tonight.

[The Boston Crab]

PEAD TIER BELMDOWN

[BlodwynPig]

Which of you said "Unless Lyon takes 6 wickets" yesterday? Well played

[The Boston Crab]

The Ashes is now well and truly ON. We just needed a wake up after the CRUSHIN world cup win.

[druss]

So excited for Jeffrey Archer to cause irreversible physical damage to add to his fraud conviction.

[dontrunyoullfall]

Anderson to the glue factory. Thanks, but you started messing around with podcasts.

[iamcoop]

- Just in, Bayliss ruled out of coaching second test due to THROAT CHLAMYDIA

[sevendaughters]

The Ashes is now well and truly ON. We just needed a wake up after the CRUSHIN world cup win.

we had that courtesy of that Irish lad who looked like he'd just stepped off the set of This Country!

[druss]

I think it's time to end the official policy of selecting players based purely on having an incurable blood disease and being sexually attracted to prepubescent children.

[poo]

2nd Test XI

Northeast
Sibley
Stokes
Root
Roy
Buttler
Woakes
Leach
Broad
Stone
Archer

[jobotic]

I think it's time to end the official policy of selecting players based purely on having an incurable blood disease and being sexually attracted to prepubescent children.

Some of us traditionalists still haven't accepted the existence of T20, so good luck with that Kerry Packer.

[sevendaughters]

I'd go

Burns (harsh to drop a centurion. He did get through two tricky evening sessions too)
Roy (two more tests to show something)
Root (stay at 3)
Sibley
Foakes
Stokes
Buttler
Woakes
Leach
Broad
Archer

[druss]

Need to find 11 players that have "okes/oakes" at the end of their name.

[BlodwynPig]

Im going for

Northwest
Warner
Warmer
Nagsworth
Botham
Thuglife
Shoulders-Stomach (w)
Jodfrey
Moeen Ali (clowne)
Anderson's bed nurse
McGrath