Cricket 2019

[rjd2]

I mentioned Cornwall a few pages back. VERY excited to see him make the full test team. Weirdly dainty off-spinner and can smash the stitches off the ball when he bats.

He's actually pretty fucking good for sure. Handy bowler and as you say hits it a million miles. Top lad.

[iamcoop]

I mentioned Cornwall a few pages back. VERY excited to see him make the full test team. Weirdly dainty off-spinner and can smash the stitches off the ball when he bats.

You did indeed mate, should of referenced it as it was you that drew me to his attention.

[The Boston Crab]

Hope Jof puts a good few of these cunts in the morgue

[poo]

Didn't realise the second test starts tomoz, not Thursday. I'll be on the piss in the garden again.

[Inspector Norse]

I know he's not as prolific a first-class bowler as others

Just checked his first-class stats and he's got a better strike rate than any of the Australia team, and his average of 23.44 is also better than any of them other than Cummins.
He hasn't played loads, just 28 games, but that's enough to prove he's got the stuff. Seems totally nerve-free too.

Now I've said that I'm expecting him to get bunted all over the shop by Warner and Smith tomorrow.

[poo]

Play looking doubtful tomorrow.

[Cuellar]

Ooof rain all day.

Would love for all the remaining tests to be rained off.

[Cuellar]

In fact looks like there'll be about two days of play.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I definitely don't fancy our pile of shit batsmen at Lord's and tbh the more of a break our bowlers can get the better.

[The Boston Crab]

Hope it's ACID RAON

[poo]

Hope it rains so much that Lord's gets swept down the Thames and out into the North Sea along with all the egg and bacon tie wearing ubercunts. 

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Probs 3 and a half days play I reckon

We will be watching Smith bat for 2 of them, watching England get out a lot for the rest.

I will take Archer decapitating one of them
And if Jos hits Starc for a few sixes

[Inspector Norse]

Just looked at Cricinfo's match preview, it has England's "bowlers to watch" as Stokes and Moeen.

[poo]

Hah - Thuglife McScattergun and the ghost formerly known as cricketer

[iamcoop]

According to reports Moeen is taking some time out of the game to recharge his batteries and spend more time with his aids.

[Norton Canes]

It's started well for England

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Safely through to lunch

[Cuellar]

haha play to start at 3.30 apparently, good luck there

[Thursday]

Why don't they just get that roof thing like they have at Wimbledon?

[Norton Canes]

Toss at 15:00 BST

I'm sure it will be

[Cuellar]

Good day's cricket there

[druss]

Good day's cricket there

Might be our best all summer.

[poo]

Result

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Full day of the sport we love at the home of cricket due tomorrow

Fucking hate even the idea a single ball will be bowled

[poo]

Looks like England will have about two and a half days' play to negotiate. Gonna be tight.

[Cuellar]

Full day of the sport we love at the home of cricket due tomorrow

Fucking hate even the idea a single ball will be bowled

A disgusting prospect, a grotesque horizon

[poo]

CUNTIN LOVES IT THO DUN I !!!!!

[dontrunyoullfall]

Let's hope the English boys aren't seeing red by the end of the day.

[Cuellar]

We need a big first innings total now," Root says.

Yeah?

[iamcoop]

4 down by lunch, Ashes lost today c'mon boys!