Cricket 2019

[The Boston Crab]

He is a brilliant cheating spineless crybaby coward lying cunt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Total AIDS from Shit King D-lux but gets away with it.

[The Boston Crab]

They always say double the score after 30 but I dunno if that's still the case with five down. As great as Smith is, he's not really destructive. It would take Maxwell going ham, I reckon.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Plenty of scope for SnuffVid Pox-Class to go postal here.

Just our luck if he turns up today after having been total nervous system failure up to today.

[Cuellar]

I'd have serious reservations about England chasing down 260

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I'd have serious reservations about England chasing down 260

Pretty much pack up and stop playing if a par score is intimidating.

[Quote]

Yas!

Fuck off Glen.

[The Boston Crab]

It all comes down to mentality and brain at this point.

My fear is that we will look to dominate too much too soon, because of a fear of looking intimidated.

Well in JOF.

[The Boston Crab]

Are we now into the total dogshit? Presumably their tail is fucking shit?

[sevendaughters]

Cummins is a fighter and can wield a blade but Smith will be thinking he needs to hog the strike here.

[sevendaughters]

masterclass of quick bowling from Joffrey Archer here, time in prison well spent.

[The Boston Crab]

Unthinkable that it wasn't even certain that Jofra would be in the squad before the tournament started eight months ago.

[The Boston Crab]

Against this batting line-up, I don't think we could have realistically bowled any better. You have to accept one of the top batsmen in the world will get a score and we've done well to stop the likes of Carey and Maxwell (and Stoinis) from really wrestling it back from us. And again, I'd be more concerned if either Warner or Finch were in over Smith. They're the guys who can really grind your face in it.


It will come down to whether we can live up to the hype we've created over the last few years. Are we the best flat track bullies in the game, or are we the real thing?

[Inspector Norse]

Why isn't Woakes bowling? He has four overs left and there are seven to go.

[sevendaughters]

Why isn't Woakes bowling? He has four overs left and there are seven to go.

Fair question but they hadn't scored a boundary for 9 or 10 overs so the job is being done.

[The Boston Crab]

Wood's fast but not very much venom or variation. If Oz bat the fifty, I think they'll have something very defendable in the circumstances.


My gut feeling is that we should curb our instincts. If we bat the fifty, with a few solid innings, this is ours. No need to try to crush them.


Alternatively, Roy could break the back of it in ten overs if he lasts.

[The Boston Crab]

Oh fuck off Plunk you dope

[sevendaughters]

Morgan should just say play your natural game. Get out there and do it how you think it should be done. The pitch is great, just watch out for Starc early doors. Absolute tops Australia will have is 260 here.

[The Boston Crab]

I respect your confidence. That's also why I'm not England cricket captain. I don't have the trust or confidence in anyone else.

[The Boston Crab]

Smith was clearly out.

[The Boston Crab]

HAHAHA UNBELIEVABLE

[iamcoop]

If we can't chase 260 on this pitch with our batting line up we don't deserve to be world champions it's as simple as that.

[The Boston Crab]

That's absolutely true and fair, but it's no done deal.

This fuckin helps though.

[Dr Trouser]

Good riddance

[The Boston Crab]

Honestly, fuckin throw on that from Buttler was absolutely incredible.

[iamcoop]

No excuses not to cunt these off now

[The Boston Crab]

Let's bomb these cunts back to the fucking stone age.

HIROSHIMA 2

[Cuellar]

Honestly, fuckin throw on that from Buttler was absolutely incredible.

Shit it was...I wasn't really looking and assumed he was gearing up to throw at the batsman's end. On par with the Dhoni run out yesterday

[Dr Trouser]

Fuck sake letting them have too many singles

[The Boston Crab]

Haha just seen the replay. It went through his fucking legs! Had he not been wearing a box he wouldn't have been out but he would have been pissing through a bag.