Cricket 2019

[The Boston Crab]

Total losers. Mental midgetry in the words of rjd2.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Yeah all down to Buttler to absolutely morgue the cunts, no pressure mate.

[poo]

Score three million runs an over cunt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Buttler just reminding them where the morgue is. Directions to follow.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ian Ward's profile picture looks like a corrupt rapist cop on the DVD cover of an early 00s police procedural.

[The Boston Crab]

Get em a body bag!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Runs to be had, reckon we have still fucked ourselves with the wickets down mind you.

44 off 31 is a nice start by Jos Morgue

[The Boston Crab]

Bringer of death.

They'll be eating dogshit tonight in the open graves of Toba Tek Singh

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wish Pakistan players would stop very slightly changing their names. Sarafaraz. Hassan.

Still, Butler?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Root mate, just knock it for a single and get your failure to convert arse off strike.

[sevendaughters]

Lancashire's Joseph Butler doing wonderfully.

[The Boston Crab]

In a friendly or bullshit series we'd do this from here in another five overs.

WC is classic England though. Microdosing cyanide for eight hours.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hi have you heard of a morgue

Morgue mate

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In a friendly or bullshit series we'd do this from here in another five overs.

WC is classic England though. Microdosing cyanide for eight hours.

If 101 partnership off 80 is cyanide then Doses are Gone

We have the two mentally strongest guys in now.

Ali an absolute atom in next. Owt could happen but probably summat shite.

[The Boston Crab]

Up to now but these are the only guys I respect except for Skipper but hes obviously been up all night drivin the fuckin Dublin Acid Trolley.

[The Boston Crab]

Ali could give it the full BLITZ SPIRIT if we just need him to slog it til they melt

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Root was so shit in that over. Frightening.

Buttler loses directions to the morgue in the crease. He can't see anything in the crease!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

FUCK OFF ALI YOU ARE SO SHIT

[The Boston Crab]

Looks like we're nowhere near the run rate now. Fucked it. Root absolutely cunted it with that Boycoot tonne

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Tonne was fine as an anchor, it was the aids en croute over where he fucked our chances and turned Buttler into the anchor instead of the free hitter.

[The Boston Crab]

poo

Cheers for the NowTV heads up. Just gone for it to watch us slide into the tomb.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Probs gonna end up needing 25 off 11 or some shit and failing.

[The Boston Crab]

Needs to be 150 given AIDS ALI at the other end

[Quote]

Balls.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Now I've seen birthday boy Pavilion legEnd Gary in the crowd with his blue rosette saying birthday I want England to be gassed.

And they have been.

Well done birthday boy

[Thursday]

Letting them get 348 was a poor decision. You really have to question the managers tactics, Clive.

[PowerButchi]

Jobfuckednow

[The Boston Crab]

Fuck sake gonna kill myself now. Wasted a hundred quid on NowTV fuck off

This fucking life. What the fuck has any of it been for.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Woakes LOL bye England

[The Boston Crab]

Need to just club everything now

HAIL MARY