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Re: Cricket 2019
« Reply #960 on: July 13, 2019, 08:55:11 AM »
Yes the whole attitude that Sky are doing us this massive favour* is fucking sickening, but worse still the sense that we are supposed to be grateful for it.


*part of 1 game being on a Channel who are going to be screening the British Grand Prix and who aren't heavily promoting this. Thanks Sky for temporarily and one time only releasing cricket to the status of televised horse racing in the 1990s.

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« Reply #961 on: July 13, 2019, 10:32:49 AM »
Aye, CUNTS.

Anyway, got a match tomorrow. I’ll be throwing my wicket at the first opportunity to get back to my picnic chair, pint can of Stella and TMS.

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« Reply #962 on: July 13, 2019, 12:33:26 PM »
Yes the whole attitude that Sky are doing us this massive favour* is fucking sickening, but worse still the sense that we are supposed to be grateful for it.


*part of 1 game being on a Channel who are going to be screening the British Grand Prix and who aren't heavily promoting this. Thanks Sky for temporarily and one time only releasing cricket to the status of televised horse racing in the 1990s.

Here was tons of horse racing on telly in the 90s.  In fact, the cricket coverage on channel 4 used to get interrupted continually for it. 

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« Reply #963 on: July 13, 2019, 03:16:44 PM »
That's exactly what I mean.

On Sunday it'll be cricket on telly interrupted by F1

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« Reply #964 on: July 14, 2019, 02:50:10 AM »
Aye, CUNTS.

Anyway, got a match tomorrow. I’ll be throwing my wicket at the first opportunity to get back to my picnic chair, pint can of Stella and TMS.

Can’t tell if poo is excited about the final or not

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« Reply #965 on: July 14, 2019, 10:09:53 AM »
Starting to absolutely shit myself.

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« Reply #966 on: July 14, 2019, 10:16:44 AM »
Welcome to the day of the great British sadness and desolation.

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« Reply #967 on: July 14, 2019, 10:20:50 AM »
Welcome to the day of the great British sadness and desolation.

Nah mate really wouldn't greatly care at this point. We've beaten India, Australia and New Zealand already. Got nothing to prove, will be genuinely delighted for New Zealand if they do this.

I'm pretty sure the first 15 overs here will decide the game.

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« Reply #968 on: July 14, 2019, 10:26:39 AM »
WHAT THE CUNTING FUCK IS THIS 1966 PONCEBALL SHITE ON THE CUNTING SKY

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« Reply #969 on: July 14, 2019, 10:32:20 AM »
When is this prick kicking off?

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« Reply #970 on: July 14, 2019, 10:32:49 AM »
10.45

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« Reply #971 on: July 14, 2019, 10:34:17 AM »
k cheers

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« Reply #972 on: July 14, 2019, 10:42:01 AM »
Curran and Dawson there looking excited to be involved

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« Reply #973 on: July 14, 2019, 10:43:35 AM »
Atmos seems shit with all the non partisans.

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« Reply #974 on: July 14, 2019, 10:44:25 AM »
Fucking Lords. Hate Lords.

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« Reply #975 on: July 14, 2019, 10:48:18 AM »
Wicket looks weird. Those blue markers. Well green. Like AstroTurf or some shit

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« Reply #976 on: July 14, 2019, 10:49:37 AM »
Surface is a fucking pudding. Where is the bounce. Hope Archer finds it

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« Reply #977 on: July 14, 2019, 10:51:00 AM »
I also don't think we have anything to prove. We've cunted everyone who matters. Oz might not even turn up for the Ashes now. India are still forcing down a bowl of unpalatable dogshit. Kiwi win would be well deserved for them, too.


I think we're going to lose.

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« Reply #978 on: July 14, 2019, 10:53:10 AM »
The slope at Lords can go and fuck itself as far as I’m concerned. In fact I’m not even going to acknowledge it any more. As far as I’m concerned it doesn’t exist, so no point even talking about it anymore. Doesn’t register with me. Total blind spot in my brain. Doesn’t exist.

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« Reply #979 on: July 14, 2019, 10:57:41 AM »

Dharmasena absolute wank again

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« Reply #980 on: July 14, 2019, 11:03:49 AM »
I'll never forget a video I had of great World Cup goals. The 1974 final, Holland vs West Germany. The Dutch team kept the ball for thirty passes and scored before the Germans even had a touch. Some Dutch player was quoted, and it's haunted me ever since.

"We were dreaming that we were World champions. We woke up, too late."

This is England 2019.

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« Reply #981 on: July 14, 2019, 11:05:06 AM »
The only reassurance after this completely fucking shit start is that if they go big, we can go TOTAL HAM. Could be the first ever 500 chase.

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« Reply #982 on: July 14, 2019, 11:05:17 AM »
Get fucking shit face smegma burns victim cunt Piers Morgan off my telly you wanker

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« Reply #983 on: July 14, 2019, 11:09:35 AM »
The delivery speed brought to you by Uber Eats

Switch satire off, humans are done

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« Reply #984 on: July 14, 2019, 11:14:12 AM »
Guptill gone not even AIDSpire could fuck that decision up

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« Reply #985 on: July 14, 2019, 11:23:30 AM »
Big fella was looking to go HAM so that's a massive wicket and they also blew the review. Great stuff for us. Jofra now looking unplayable with that fucking SLOPE. If we get Kane in the next few overs, I think we can start engraving.

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« Reply #986 on: July 14, 2019, 11:27:18 AM »
Right

Chin party slammers now here Archer mate

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« Reply #987 on: July 14, 2019, 11:40:36 AM »
Must be time for a change.

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« Reply #988 on: July 14, 2019, 11:43:32 AM »
We've already AIDS'd this up beyond repair, I can feel it.

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« Reply #989 on: July 14, 2019, 11:46:58 AM »
Get those Australian and India fans out

Get them out of the ground. Security.

So what paid your ticket well fuck off here's a reimbursement. Get out.