Author Topic: Cricket 2019 (Read 73234 times)

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2940 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:21:11 PM »

Cheeky advanced hair studio is it

Off 2 clinic want owt

iamcoop · « **Reply #2941 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:23:12 PM »

Stokes’ crown has been on the precipice for years as well. Some of it probably grew back from sheer force of testosterone after he TWATTED that LAD

poo · « **Reply #2942 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:24:15 PM »

SON OF CHRIS BROAD MAKE DAVID HORNER CREUTZFELDT-JACOB

dontrunyoullfall · « **Reply #2943 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:24:38 PM »

One of the various clinics they go to for team bonding.

Quote · « **Reply #2944 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:25:34 PM »

Lovely stuff.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #2945 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:26:15 PM »

as a kid I used to hate Headingley, mainly because i. Yorkist fucks ii. low scoring iii. England play like shit there but it is probably the best test ground in England isn't it?

shut up 7d ARCHER GET IN SON

Cuellar · « **Reply #2946 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:27:11 PM »

JEFFREY ARCHER'S DONE IT AGAIN LADS

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2947 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:28:03 PM »

England have a mixed record at Headingley though.

Aaaand they're off for rain. I can confirm it's raining out from where I'm sat.

Weather forecast saying 20% so off and on all day. It's warm and humid. Terrible conditions to bat. We could get them for under 100 here, no joke. Wouldn't even be Australia's fault really. Some of those deliveries were nightmarish swing and seam.

iamcoop · « **Reply #2948 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:29:15 PM »

I’ve just checked, both Broad and Stokes have had hair transplants it’s on record. They obviously didn’t invite Leachy did they lol the fucking slaphead

sevendaughters · « **Reply #2949 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:31:18 PM »

tempted to have one myself in a few years. if I lose my hair then I have no advantage to being youthful looking. I'll look like a bald kid.

Quote · « **Reply #2950 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:32:53 PM »

Free hair transplant with every central contract. They’re all on the Sky Sports/England gravy train.

You wonder what Nasser’s thinking sat in the commentary box with his big, baldy slaphead watching today’s players running in with their long locks flowing...

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2951 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Quote on August 22, 2019, 12:32:53 PM

Free hair transplant with every central contract. They’re all on the Sky Sports/England gravy train.

You wonder what Nasser’s thinking sat in the commentary box with his big, baldy slaphead watching today’s players running in with their long locks flowing...

Fucking number 3

That's what he's thinking, constantly. Fucking number 3

However that also is not a suitable grade of haircut for him.

poo · « **Reply #2952 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:35:06 PM »

Quote from: iamcoop on August 22, 2019, 12:29:15 PM

I’ve just checked, both Broad and Stokes have had hair transplants it’s on record. They obviously didn’t invite Leachy did they lol the fucking slaphead

Haha they actually have! What a couple of pricks.

finnquark · « **Reply #2953 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:37:40 PM »

Aggers is in the middle of a quite literally endless anecdote. Someone wake me up when play re-starts.

poo · « **Reply #2954 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:37:54 PM »

PS - balding and FUCKING LOVING IT

king_tubby · « **Reply #2955 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:45:40 PM »

Stopped raining here, and I'm a mile or so from the ground.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2956 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:50:33 PM »

Quote from: king_tubby on August 22, 2019, 12:45:40 PM

Stopped raining here, and I'm a mile or so from the ground.

Raining in city centre

Thursday · « **Reply #2957 on:** August 22, 2019, 01:54:27 PM »

All this rain delay will just make Archer more mad. He can't wait to fling a few helmet splitters out there.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #2958 on:** August 22, 2019, 01:56:30 PM »

I love how the discourse of safety hasn't stopped him. Hit Harris twice before sending him back to Cameron Bancroft's withering expression.

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