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Mating with other species: a CaB experiment
« on: May 15, 2019, 09:38:03 PM »
Okay folks so for the rest of this week we are going to be rejuvenating the Giant Panda population by mating with them, are you ready?

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Re: Mating with other species: a CaB experiment
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2019, 09:43:03 PM »
I think I'm going to need a bit of a run up - can I start with something like a hedgehog, or a squirrel?

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2019, 09:57:58 PM »
I think I'm going to need a bit of a run up - can I start with something like a hedgehog, or a squirrel?

No it's Giant Pandas this week I'm afraid.  Don't worry, the size is just its name.




The size is just its name, mate.

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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 12:12:27 AM »
Is lunch provided?

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 12:14:28 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 12:20:11 AM »
Yep.

Count me in, I've been eating high quantities of  Fray Bentos pies to get my sperm count up, I advise others do the same.

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Re: Mating with other species: a CaB experiment
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2019, 01:08:50 AM »
I want to mate with a macaque.

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2019, 05:49:44 AM »
Im looking to splice genes with a salamander,moth, goose and my own DNA, is this allowed with this scheme?

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2019, 10:33:23 AM »
I want to mate with a macaque.

That’ll be in week 4 but you will need to mate with the species of weeks 1-3 if you want to be included in that.

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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2019, 10:34:37 AM »
Im looking to splice genes with a salamander,moth, goose and my own DNA, is this allowed with this scheme?

Only if you can achieve it naturally, ie by mating in the usual way.  None of your newfangled science lab type meddling.

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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2019, 12:11:52 AM »
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