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Three Jeremys
« on: May 16, 2019, 11:51:07 AM »
f you could have three Jeremys brought together for a Big Talk discussion who would you choose?

I reckon Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy Kyle and Ron Jeremy would be entertaining.

Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 11:53:58 AM »
Three Jeremys, three Jeremys, three Jeremys. With three Jeremys I'd be glad as can be.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 11:57:04 AM »
Do they even make Jeremys any more?

Imagine, a baby called Jeremy! Ridiculous!!

Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2019, 12:01:10 PM »
Do they have to be alive?

Jeremy Hardy, Jeremy Beadle, Jeremy K Jeremy

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 12:05:51 PM »
godda be a triple beadle for me

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 12:06:34 PM »
Jeremy from Peep Show, Jeremy from the Pearl Jam song, Jeremy Irons.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 12:09:01 PM »
Jeremy Irons rides motorcycles and lives in a great part of the world, in a lovely house but I think he might be dull, all the same.

I need to know what kind of bread they come on before I choose.

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2019, 12:11:24 PM »
What's so great about motorcycles anyway?

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2019, 12:13:01 PM »
Jeremy spoke in class today. He said "You're a disgrace pal"

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2019, 12:13:46 PM »
Jeremy Irons rides motorcycles and lives in a great part of the world, in a lovely house but I think he might be dull, all the same.

I need to know what kind of bread they come on before I choose.

Great actor, somewhat unhealthily obsessed with fathers marrying their sons

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2019, 12:16:52 PM »
What's so great about motorcycles anyway?

They let you forget everything.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2019, 12:23:38 PM »
They let you forget everything.

You should really use a helmet!

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2019, 12:23:50 PM »
Jeremy Irons keeps trying to marry his own son, so not him.


Jeremy Beadle obviously, Jeremy Bowen (who has bowel cancer), and failed tennis player Jeremy 'master' Bates.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2019, 12:24:24 PM »
THREE Jeremys Naanling?!

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2019, 12:28:41 PM »
How about Jeremy Thorpe with Jeremy Paxman and Jeremy Brett (Best Sherlock) to winkle the whole story out?  That'd be interesting.

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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2019, 12:30:45 PM »
They let you forget everything.

Including the basic rules of the road!!! lol etc etc

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2019, 12:35:11 PM »
Jeremy Titman. He was in my class at school. Despite his name and being the brainiest kid in the year he wasn't bullied. Nice bloke actually. I met his parents at a funeral not long ago. He's now a professor of astrophysics or something.

Jeremy from The Levellers. Because of Nicky Wire's jibe that you could shout 'Jeremy' at a Levellers concert and half the audience would turn round.

A hardcore punk guy I used to know as Jez of Gerry. Turned out he was a Jeremy too. Suddenly seemed a bit less hardcore for some reason.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2019, 12:40:42 PM »
I need to know what kind of bread they come on

You dirty old bollocks...

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2019, 12:43:35 PM »

Jeremy Titman.

And was Jeremy a tit man?

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2019, 12:47:38 PM »






3 jeremys

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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2019, 12:50:09 PM »
And a special bonus prize:


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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2019, 01:01:13 PM »
I can only imagine what fun Jeremy Beadle had with his camcorder.


Shame he's dead, aside from the fatuous pranks he did he was a good bloke.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2019, 01:06:44 PM »
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The Wallaces' book The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People (Dell (US) Hutchinson (UK), 1981) was researched in part in Beadle's library, which contained an extensive collection of erotic literature.

I bet it did you dirty old bollocks etc

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2019, 01:09:27 PM »
Three Jeremys on our shirt,
Beadle's brass hand still gleaming.

Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2019, 01:10:04 PM »
Jeremy Parsons QC



Jeremy Swan



Jeremy the cat

https://twitter.com/jeremy_thecat?lang=en

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2019, 01:13:39 PM »
Nobody picking Clarkson?

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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2019, 01:26:04 PM »
Clarkson, Kyle & Eddie Vedder

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2019, 01:49:47 PM »
Jeremy Bamber will shoot dinner for us.

Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2019, 01:58:42 PM »
Fisher, Cricket, Beadle
EDIT: fuck it’s Jiminy Cricket, what the hell am I on about? i dunno, Jez North instead then.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2019, 02:06:41 PM »
Jeremy Bamber will shoot dinner for us.


He'll get the blame for it, even though it was his sister.