Author Topic: Three Jeremys  (Read 922 times)

Captain Z

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2019, 02:21:53 PM »
They let you forget everything.

If only Martin Clunes had ridden a motorbike instead.

Alberon

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2019, 02:34:13 PM »
Three Jeremys!?!

When I was a lad all we had were two Ronnies and we were happy we had that!

Kids these days don’t know they’re born!

Jockice

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2019, 07:22:40 PM »
And was Jeremy a tit man?

He was a teenage boy last time I saw him. But I certainly hope so. It's fate.

non capisco

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2019, 08:17:41 PM »
Diddle-di-dit-di-dee, three Jeremys.
Diddle-di-dit-di-dee, three Jeremys.
Diddle-di-dit-di-DEE, three Jeremys!
And I'm the only man, ja!

Diddle-di-dit-di-dee, I like it!
Diddle-di-dit-di-dee, THEY like it!
Diddle-di-dit-di-dee, this three for one, ba-dum-ba-dum-bum!


I'm sorry, that was misjudged.

Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2019, 11:46:55 PM »
Ron 'The Hedgehog' Jeremy jizzing all over the shop whilst Jeremy Beadle and Jeremy Clarkson do a spot of sumo wrestling.

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2019, 11:55:36 PM »
BRETT

USBOURNE

SPAKE

Glebe

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2019, 04:23:57 AM »
REST OF PEARL JAM TO EDDIE VEDDER: Wouldn't that lessen the impact of the lyrics?

Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2019, 04:53:39 AM »
Paxman, Beadle and Hunt.

KennyMonster

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2019, 05:40:07 AM »

Gotta have Jeremy Bowen in there, even with his health problems he's the only one who can be bothered to be the same size as a champagne bottle.

chveik

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2019, 05:46:05 AM »
Jaz Coleman, Irons & Bentham.

Small Man Big Horse

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2019, 03:24:24 PM »
Jeremy Irons keeps trying to marry his own son, so not him.


Jeremy Beadle obviously, Jeremy Bowen (who has bowel cancer), and failed tennis player Jeremy 'master' Bates.

A friend of mine used the Shoot 'Em Up Construction Kit on the Amiga to make "Jeremy Bates Vs The Balls". It was actually quite good.
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Chollis

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2019, 03:30:28 PM »
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Jockice

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2019, 06:29:10 PM »
Fun
fun
fun
Jeremy.

Action Fish

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2019, 09:47:57 PM »
I don't think anyone has mentioned Jeremy from Yellow Submarine but it's probably as well 'cos he'd be a proper fucking nuisance.

Howj Begg

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Re: Three Jeremys
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2019, 01:37:59 AM »
Die Drei Pintos