Author Topic: Just been to the new gym  (Read 45 times)

Just been to the new gym
« on: May 16, 2019, 03:14:16 PM »
Just been to the the new gym, trying to get that 'Elton John' body every is  striving for these days. Had a parsnip before to get my testosterone levels through the roof.

Hit the ankle grinder first, to get my pecs in order, then the dentists chair for my chin and groin, finished off with a 25 second run to tighten my tongue. Didn't want to go, but glad I did, feel like a new man.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Just been to the new gym
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 03:15:20 PM »
Waxing lycra, as usual Bazooka.

Re: Just been to the new gym
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 04:34:28 PM »
I see they've just put out the new Thursday evening class list;

18:00 - Greggs, Plums and Drums
19:00 - Thigh Moistening with Kirsty
20:00 - Mucking About
21:00 - Thursday Night Sweat Machine with Darren K.
22:00 - Les Mills Gape
23:00 - Pages From Ceefax