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Could You Have Sex To The Benny Hill Music?

Started by Dr Rock, May 16, 2019, 03:49:46 PM

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Dr Rock

(Yakkety Sax).

Imagine you could do it with the man, lady or trans of your dreams, even your partner if that's your thing, but you had to do it to the Benny Hill music. On a loop, if it takes you more than two minutes. Could you?

I couldn't. Nor to God Save The Queen (the ode to her majesty, not the Sex Pistols song). Probably others, but the Benny Hill song might be the most difficult. What say all thee? 


Cuellar

Never really got on board with music being involved AT ALL. Too distracting, and like having a third party in your room.

Imagine trying to plough with Yo-Yo Ma sitting there furiously rattling out Bach's Cello suites at the end of the bed.

jobotic



Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I suppose you could slap them on top of the head with your cock in time to the music.

Mr_Simnock

How about the national anthem. Think about it, it has a nice steady rythm, it last about 3 minutes and has nice finish, remind anyone of anything?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: jobotic on May 16, 2019, 04:25:25 PM
No I couldn't. But I could to Popcorn.

Genunely thought you meant the CaB poster for a minute or two, there.

Bazooka

Quote from: Cuellar on May 16, 2019, 04:24:05 PM
Never really got on board with music being involved AT ALL. Too distracting, and like having a third party in your room.

Imagine trying to plough with Yo-Yo Ma sitting there furiously rattling out Bach's Cello suites at the end of the bed.

Its hard enough as it is, (pun intended) without the sonic barrage of B.Hill. Answer: wouldn't stand a chance of popping off under such circumstances.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Original " Grange Hill " theme? You might be able to get a bit of a rhythm going.

non capisco

I reckon the bit where it sort of turns into the big top circus tune would make me think of clowns and give me the wilt.

bgmnts

Have done. Gave her bald head a good slap and everything.

BlodwynPig


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Hey, how about the theme from " Soap " ? That could work, I reckon.

Dr Rock


Bobby Treetops

I once saw a porno which had the Sales Of The Century theme tune playing in the background.

I half expected Nicholas Parsons to suddenly turn up in it dressed as a plummer....Phoarrrrrr!!!

Cerys

I could definitely have sex to the Benny Hill music, giggling the entire time.  Yes.

I could if someone did some sort of remix, combining it with Lil Louis's French Kissing, or When Love Takes Over, by David Guetta, featuring Kelly Rowland.

EOLAN

Oh Definitely. In fact that what I probably need to make it anywhere near worthwhile. Otherwise there is just a harrowing silence and the whole thoughts of my mind of whether I should thrust a bit to the left or to the right. Should I grunt or scream. Should I move my hand around somewhere. Yes she's hating it isn't she. Should I try to get this over quickly or last until she clearly indicates she wants to finish.
All those thoughts to fill the silence. While with Benny Hill I can just get a good fast rhythm going and stick my tongue out or whatever like a dog.

tourism

Too jaunty. No chance.

e: maybe at 0.25x playback

poo


jobotic

The Theme From Johnny Briggs would be good, first forwards then immediately backwards.

non capisco

Quote from: Bobby Treetops on May 16, 2019, 06:07:12 PM
I once saw a porno which had the Sales Of The Century theme tune playing in the background.

"Live from Norwich...it's the jizz of the week!"

I'm fairly sure I made this joke the last time you mentioned this on here

BlodwynPig


I work with a woman who looks like Benny Hill. You can infer what you like from that response.

Shit Good Nose

Emmanuelle famously contains a plagiarised Larks Tongues In Aspic Part 2.  Goes without saying Robert Fripp was not happy...


Banana Splits

Diff'rent Strokes

Weekend World

World In Action

Money Programme


the

Quote from: Satchmo Distel on May 17, 2019, 02:23:06 AMMoney Programme

Oof, time signature alert. Unless you've got two cocks acting in alternating piston formation.


Like Mr Simnock and biggytitbo

BlodwynPig

Money Programme is melancholic delight, wanking into a melancholic haze

on that note, theme tune for Bergerac.

BlodwynPig