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Animal Pubes
« on: May 16, 2019, 06:01:40 PM »
Humans have pubes.  Animals have pubes, too.  But animal pubes tend to be the same kind of fur as they have on the rest of their bodies.  Why, then, are our pubes coarser than most of the rest of our hair?  I broached this subject this morning with SNG, and it appears that his rampant curiosity about the universe doesn't extend as far as a desire to know the answer to this.

But mine does.  Why does the humble rabbit (see below) have lovely, fluffy groin hair, and yet we 'superior' humans have a tangle of brillo pad in our pants?  Tell me - why?!

« Last Edit: May 16, 2019, 06:16:01 PM by Cerys »

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 06:23:30 PM »
My pubes are like spun silk.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 06:24:58 PM »
Like dog and duck or suthin?

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2019, 06:38:40 PM »
They grow back coarser when you shave, and animals don't shave.

A lovely pink arsed youth with voice breaking and testes gently descending has soft pubes. I should imagine.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 07:12:27 PM »
For some reason I get the odd eyebrow hair that is pube like in nature. It's always coarse, wiry and different to the touch than all the other eyebrow hairs. There's only ever one, and I pull it out but it always grows back. Am I a wrong?

Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 07:12:29 PM »
What is point shave pube

Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 09:42:25 PM »
I use my pubes to scrub badly burned frying pans.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2019, 09:48:04 PM »
Like dog and duck or suthin?

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2019, 09:50:27 PM »
For some reason I get the odd eyebrow hair that is pube like in nature. It's always coarse, wiry and different to the touch than all the other eyebrow hairs. There's only ever one, and I pull it out but it always grows back. Am I a wrong?

It's probably fine, just one of those totally normal things.

On a totally unrelated note, have you called your mum recently?

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2019, 09:51:51 PM »
We sometimes take our elderly neighbours' dog for a walk for them if it's stupidly hot or cold or blowing a gale.  He's a little Jack Russell that always looks at you with his head slightly to the side and his tongue sticking out.

Anyway, when he stops to curl out a dump (he does very small soft ones which makes it difficult to pick them up in one piece, so I always take some shit paper as well as shit bags) his little cock leaves its furry sleeve.  Weird looking thing.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2019, 09:53:07 PM »
We sometimes take our elderly neighbours' dog for a walk for them if it's stupidly hot or cold or blowing a gale.  He's a little Jack Russell that always looks at you with his head slightly to the side and his tongue sticking out.

Anyway, when he stops to curl out a dump (he does very small soft ones which makes it difficult to pick them up in one piece, so I always take some shit paper as well as shit bags) his little cock leaves its furry sleeve.  Weird looking thing.

Well I walk a dog that's so old it's shits are white!!

EDIT: I've just re-read your post and realised that it's your neighbour that's elderly, not the dog. Okay.

I walk an elderly neighbour that's so old it's shits are white!!

Ah yeah, still got it.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2019, 09:54:28 PM »
Well I walk a dog that's so old it's shits are white!!

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2019, 09:55:11 PM »
Well I walk a dog that's so old it's shits are white!!

EDIT: I've just re-read your post and realised that it's your neighbour that's elderly, not the dog. Okay.

I walk an elderly neighbour that's so old it's shits are white!!

Ah yeah, still got it.

CANCELLED AGAIN IMMEDIATELY AFTER NON-APOLOGY!!!!!

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2019, 09:58:44 PM »
What is point shave pube

Tape to forehead to cure the Bald

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2019, 10:28:32 PM »
Why does the humble rabbit (see below) have lovely, fluffy groin hair, and yet we 'superior' humans have a tangle of brillo pad in our pants?  Tell me - why?!

The humble rabbit, for example, thinks its own groinal hairs are a tangle of brillo pad and that our efforts are lovely and fluffy.

It's a matter of perspective you see.  Homegrownedness.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2019, 10:31:34 PM »
Tape to forehead to cure the Bald


Use a bit of lick, not tape.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2019, 11:41:17 PM »
For some reason I get the odd eyebrow hair that is pube like in nature. It's always coarse, wiry and different to the touch than all the other eyebrow hairs. There's only ever one, and I pull it out but it always grows back. Am I a wrong?

Soon you'll get these appearing on the tops of your ears. Never symmetrically though - one side or the other, never both.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2019, 01:34:22 AM »
Oh, man, those eyebrow hairs.  I've had those.  Like a single crazed white sine wave erupting from my superciliosity.  Annoying.

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2019, 05:33:08 PM »
They grow back coarser when you shave, and animals don't shave.

But they're coarse before shaving.  I remember my first pube, and it was both long and thick.  So we appear to be no closer to a answer, dammit.

Edit - a brief Google suggests that it's like that so as to make sure it pongs pheromones all over everything.  Other mammals tend to be covered in hair, so their pheromones don't need the help.  Bullshit - or not?

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2019, 06:33:31 PM »
"I remember when I had my first pube." is a far better putdown than "I remember when I had my first drink".

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Re: Animal Pubes
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2019, 09:17:33 PM »
It was a very special experience.  It just sprouted, all alone, and got longer and longer.  And longer.  And longer.  A pioneer on an otherwise unpopulated battlefield.
 It was the moment when I first realised that bodies are really fucking weird.