I'm going to shit in my pants and you can't stop me

[Pingers]

That's right. Thought you were the boss of me, did you? Well, you were wrong, I'm the boss of me. And to prove it, I'm gonna squeeze one out in my drawers, I'm gonna bulge the back of the net, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hi pingers/replies (delete as appropriate),

Just checked with everyone on the team, they're all fine with this.

If you feel the need to do something like this again, please don't worry about letting us know like this, it's not necessary

Regards

Tony from HR

[Pingers]

What, did you really think I hadn't heard of reverse psychology? Nice try mate, nice try, but you'll have to do a lot better than that.

I'm gonna shit my britches
And you can't stop me, bitches!

[Replies From View]

What if I explicitly tell you not to shit in your pants.

[PlanktonSideburns]

No psychology, people's reactions ranged from supportive to ambivalent.

I'll just be glad when it's done now to be honest

[Replies From View]

No psychology, people's reactions ranged from supportive to ambivalent.

I'll just be glad when it's done now to be honest

It's not Brexit mate.

I just don't want anybody to shit in their pants.  And I don't see why other perspectives should be factored into what ends up happening.

[pigamus]

Is this a thread... or a metaphor for the United Kingdom ahhhhhh

[PlanktonSideburns]

Or grimes's pop career

[Replies From View]

Or some cement being churned

[PlanktonSideburns]

That's cheese you're thinking of

[Replies From View]

Actually I have never heard of cheese



which means I can't have been thinking of any

[Bazooka]

STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE

[Replies From View]

STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE

IT'S CALLED A TOILET BOWL STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM SHIT IN HIS PANTS

[Ferris]

He's an adult, he knows the risk - I say: let him shit.

[Pingers]

Well, I've been baking it overnight and I can feel it swelling up inside me now. Really I'm just toying with you lot to show your who's in charge here (not you). Not long now, not long.

[bgmnts]

I'll buy the pants off you after you're done.

[pancreas]

Well, I've been baking it overnight and I can feel it swelling up inside me now. Really I'm just toying with you lot to show your who's in charge here (not you). Not long now, not long.

Please. Won't someone think of the children??!

[Bazooka]

Well, I've been baking it overnight and I can feel it swelling up inside me now. Really I'm just toying with you lot to show your who's in charge here (not you). Not long now, not long.

I know Rupert Murdoch's Skype handle, I suggest we stream the event to him and make a quick buck, the world needs to see this.

[Pingers]

Baked potato and beans for lunch, this is going to be immense. It's straining at the leash now. Anyway, I'm definitely going through with this, there's absolutely no point any of you trying to talk me out of this at this late stage.

[a duncandisorderly]

I'll buy the pants off you after you're done.

I'll pay double what he's offering.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'll pay triple but only if you smear it around so it's all mushy like.

[a duncandisorderly]

I only want the skids, not the actual dirty otter.

[Pingers]

So look everyone, I've got quite a busy afternoon ahead so it looks like I'm going to have to clamp on for a bit longer. I'd expect it to make landfall around 17:20 GMT. Sky News have been in touch and said they'd like to film it, but apparently some guy in Todmorden is saying he's going to piss on his mum and dad while they go at it at 16:00, so they don't know if they'll make it over in time.

[pancreas]

Can he not piss on his mum tomorrow? He's stealing your big moment.

[Cuellar]

You will NOT do this

It is forbidden

[a duncandisorderly]

You will NOT do this

It is forbidden

fuck off out of it, buzzkill. we want back-sausage deployment & we want it now.

[Cuellar]

But it is forbidden

[a duncandisorderly]

But it is forbidden

[Cuellar]

BRB going to see priest

[Sebastian Cobb]

"I sat down in it at Brighton"