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Have I Fallen In His Spell?

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, May 16, 2019, 10:47:03 PM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Does he drown me in Chanel ?

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Does he make you bespoke avatars?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Is he vibrant? Is he fuck
So what do I see in him?

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Does he wrest you with his wrist?
And rest you on his chest?

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Does he plump you with his foreskin
And drive you round the block
With a tank stuffed full of diesel
And his balls linked to his cock?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Every inch of him is limp
He's a 14 carat wimp
I would sooner have Colonel Blimp*
As my other 'alf
( * Powell and Pressberger film )

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

But then I'm not blessed with charm
In fact I'm a proper cunt
SO THE QUESTION SHOULD BE
WHAT DOES HE
SEE IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?

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Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on May 17, 2019, 06:40:28 AM
WHAT DOES HE
SEE IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?

Probably holiday vouchers in the back pocket of your left arse.  And a few coins where you couldn't get the exact amount the first time.