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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #60 on: June 02, 2019, 11:00:08 AM »
What do people want from a Batman actor really?  I get the dissent whenever Bond's recast, but we're talking about a gruff psychopath in a suit.

I guess I just long for the time that Batman wasn't a psychopath, I was really fond of Detective Comics in the mid to late eighties before they made Bruce all grim dark, and, shock horror, they actually spent a lot of time on the detecting element of the stories, and would love to see that on the big screen.

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« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2019, 05:33:35 AM »
This is worth a read:

The Battle to Make Tim Burton’s 'Batman'.

Here's Michael Keaton spoilering Batman '89 on Letterman (full interview here).

Bottleneck Gallery’s ‘The Dark Knight’ Poster by Juan Carlos Ruiz Burgos is the Hero Gotham Needs.



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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2019, 05:58:31 AM »
Sick to me tits of that hacky fucking X is the X we need headline writing, 11 years on. Fuck I hate the Internet lads.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #64 on: September 24, 2019, 11:08:51 PM »
Meanwhile...

‘The Batman': Jonah Hill in Talks to Play Riddler.

Hmmm, he'd be more a fit for Penguin, surely?

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2019, 11:11:47 PM »
He has slimmed down, but nowhere near the lithe skinny look the Riddler seems to be most visualised as.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #66 on: September 24, 2019, 11:20:16 PM »
He's utter cack anyway.

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« Reply #67 on: September 24, 2019, 11:55:50 PM »
I don't know about any of that but the virtue signaling is off the chart in that trailer, so I can understand why some fans might take exception to something they care about being adopted to so brazenly peddle a political agenda.
Batwoman has been gay in the comics for quite a while, though. Not sure "some people are gay" qualifies as a political agenda, and luckily for those people there are literally thousands of other TV shows with straight leads, even lots of shows with no gay characters at all.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #68 on: September 25, 2019, 12:10:24 PM »
What animated film is it where a jailbait Batwoman and Batman fuck? Its in one of them.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #69 on: September 25, 2019, 12:27:23 PM »
What animated film is it where a jailbait Batwoman and Batman fuck? Its in one of them.

Killing Joke. They added a storyline before the comic's plot kicked in.

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« Reply #70 on: September 25, 2019, 12:31:14 PM »
I can't be the only one who sees that as massively incestuous, can I?  It's like Bats fucking his youthful ward.

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« Reply #71 on: September 25, 2019, 02:50:49 PM »
What animated film is it where a jailbait Batwoman and Batman fuck? Its in one of them.

Batgirl, not Batwoman.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #72 on: September 25, 2019, 08:17:55 PM »
Batgirl, you'll be a Batwoman soon.

Batwoman has been gay in the comics for quite a while, though. Not sure "some people are gay" qualifies as a political agenda, and luckily for those people there are literally thousands of other TV shows with straight leads, even lots of shows with no gay characters at all.
Where is St. Eddie anyway?

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #73 on: September 26, 2019, 09:14:53 AM »

Where is St. Eddie anyway?

Working all hours god sends to afford his Disney+ subscription

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2019, 09:14:03 AM »
https://www.nme.com/news/film/paul-dano-riddler-new-batman-movie-2558387

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The Prisoners actor will be the second actor to play the iconic riddling criminal after Jim Carrey played the role in 1995’s Batman Forever.


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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #75 on: October 18, 2019, 10:27:56 AM »
Impressive lack of research by the journalist, given that Gotham only finsihed in April and the Riddler was a major character.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2019, 06:04:25 PM »
I mean, just type Riddler Actor into Google...

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2019, 07:10:41 PM »
To be generous I think he was talking about cinematic roles, but he could have stated that

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2019, 07:41:03 PM »
There was a Batman movie with Gorshin.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #79 on: November 23, 2019, 03:38:06 PM »

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2019, 09:29:42 AM »
There was a Batman movie with Gorshin.

George Gershwin?

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #81 on: February 14, 2020, 11:21:56 AM »
Some camera test footage has been released

https://vimeo.com/391277390


Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #82 on: February 14, 2020, 11:47:24 AM »
It's going to be quite dark then

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #83 on: February 14, 2020, 11:50:50 AM »
I would get a new camera.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #84 on: February 14, 2020, 12:35:44 PM »
People I look like; Charles Manson, Ben Shapiro and now this cunt.

The unholy trinity.

Fuck.

At sixth form I was daily compared to - and often directly referred to as - Robert Pattinson. I have to say, it really pleased me. However, I have the skeletal frame of Jarvis Cocker and will draw no comparisons to the Bat-Man.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #85 on: February 14, 2020, 05:37:07 PM »
Cool suit, I like it.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #86 on: February 14, 2020, 06:39:45 PM »
Meh, was wondering how (and when) they'll move Batman on from the mil-spec tacticool styling. Not yet, it seems.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #87 on: February 14, 2020, 07:54:05 PM »
Tactical, leather or spandex, where can you go? Maybe denim.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #88 on: February 14, 2020, 11:04:21 PM »
Or a nice jumbo corduroy. Maybe a fleece in the night time.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #89 on: February 14, 2020, 11:07:50 PM »
String vest and jogging bottoms.

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