Author Topic: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman  (Read 11671 times)

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #90 on: February 14, 2020, 11:17:18 PM »
String vest and jogging bottoms.

Whatever's on offer in Sports Direct.  Adidas matching grey joggies and top.  Hoodie or not?  It's about time we had a happy slapping Batman.

Tell you what, though - I am literally going to punch someone right in the tits and then vomit over them if we have to sit through Mrs Wayne's pearls breaking all over the floor again.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #91 on: February 15, 2020, 12:51:27 AM »
Tell you what, though - I am literally going to punch someone right in the tits and then vomit over them if we have to sit through Mrs Wayne's pearls breaking all over the floor again.

I agree.  There are other ways to stop bandits in their tracks.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #92 on: February 15, 2020, 07:22:24 PM »
looks sexy. I'm in love with sexy robert pattinson so of course I think it's sexy but also it looks like a sexual mask, which I like because a rich man going around beating up robbers in a bat costume is definitely a sex thing, it's half the point of watchmen anyway.
i really am i love with him too, i have to look away from my screen all embarassed like because he makes me smile so much. want him to take me to some fashion show for rich cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91U7PoPutuQ

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2020, 07:33:39 PM »
Tell you what, though - I am literally going to punch someone right in the tits and then vomit over them if we have to sit through Mrs Wayne's pearls breaking all over the floor again.

Surely most people who are into or even have a passing interest in comics know Batman's parents were shot dead so I hope we don't have to go through that for a fourth time on screen.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2020, 02:39:57 PM »
I hope we get the pearls again but they fade into droplets of battisons heavy, milky cum splashed across his own mask like bat shaped tears,  cut to opening titles.

'A psychosexual masterpiece' - Dane Bowers

'If your thought the Joker was dark, wait til you get a load of this' - Barry Norman

'Zoe Kravitz wabs somehow outshine an excellent cast' - Prince Andrew

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2020, 02:52:21 PM »
Think The great Ben Fogal (Friend to the royals) is made of the right stuff for Batman https://www.benfogle.com/

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #96 on: February 19, 2020, 08:46:20 PM »
Tactical, leather or spandex, where can you go? Maybe denim.

Black body paint.

I hope we get the pearls again but they fade into droplets of battisons heavy, milky cum splashed across his own mask like bat shaped tears,  cut to opening titles.

'A psychosexual masterpiece' - Dane Bowers

'If your thought the Joker was dark, wait til you get a load of this' - Barry Norman

'Zoe Kravitz wabs somehow outshine an excellent cast' - Prince Andrew


This time she drops her apple watch.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #97 on: February 19, 2020, 11:33:31 PM »
Black body paint.


That could work if matched with a bright yellow utility belt and modesty pouch. I have read that the new chest symbol is fashioned from Joe Chill's pistol and the mask has visible stitching. So, leatherface, fetish weirdo batman

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #98 on: February 20, 2020, 07:15:53 PM »
That could work if matched with a bright yellow utility belt and modesty pouch. I have read that the new chest symbol is fashioned from Joe Chill's pistol

Unconfirmed but if it is, it's likely in reference to Kevin Smith's story he did for Detective Comics #1000 - He goes undercover as Matches Malone to buy the gun, melts it down and uses it as armour under an early version of the suit:

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #99 on: February 20, 2020, 07:24:25 PM »
'Master Wayne, are you talking to yourself again?'

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #100 on: February 20, 2020, 10:39:21 PM »
He's the fucking worst, Kevin Smith.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #101 on: February 21, 2020, 08:08:46 AM »
Surely anybody that has seen The Lighthouse must now be a bit more interested in Pattinson playing Batman? Especially if there's any wanking scenes needed in the Batcave.

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