Author Topic: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman  (Read 7548 times)

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #90 on: February 14, 2020, 11:17:18 PM »
String vest and jogging bottoms.

Whatever's on offer in Sports Direct.  Adidas matching grey joggies and top.  Hoodie or not?  It's about time we had a happy slapping Batman.

Tell you what, though - I am literally going to punch someone right in the tits and then vomit over them if we have to sit through Mrs Wayne's pearls breaking all over the floor again.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #91 on: February 15, 2020, 12:51:27 AM »
Tell you what, though - I am literally going to punch someone right in the tits and then vomit over them if we have to sit through Mrs Wayne's pearls breaking all over the floor again.

I agree.  There are other ways to stop bandits in their tracks.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #92 on: February 15, 2020, 07:22:24 PM »
looks sexy. I'm in love with sexy robert pattinson so of course I think it's sexy but also it looks like a sexual mask, which I like because a rich man going around beating up robbers in a bat costume is definitely a sex thing, it's half the point of watchmen anyway.
i really am i love with him too, i have to look away from my screen all embarassed like because he makes me smile so much. want him to take me to some fashion show for rich cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91U7PoPutuQ

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2020, 07:33:39 PM »
Tell you what, though - I am literally going to punch someone right in the tits and then vomit over them if we have to sit through Mrs Wayne's pearls breaking all over the floor again.

Surely most people who are into or even have a passing interest in comics know Batman's parents were shot dead so I hope we don't have to go through that for a fourth time on screen.

Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2020, 02:39:57 PM »
I hope we get the pearls again but they fade into droplets of battisons heavy, milky cum splashed across his own mask like bat shaped tears,  cut to opening titles.

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Re: Man With Annoying Face Might Be New Batman
« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2020, 02:52:21 PM »
Think The great Ben Fogal (Friend to the royals) is made of the right stuff for Batman https://www.benfogle.com/

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