When did you last harm someone

[pancreas]

This morning, picked up a pillow, knocking Gecko's arm and spilt hot coffee all over him.

Ever maimed anyone?

Ever given a loved one third degree burns?

Ever accidentally fed bleach to a colleague?

If so, get in touch with our team NOW on 081 811 8181.

[kittens]

earlier tonight put my arm in a big long cardboard box and said i was a robot and swung it around and bashed my girlfriend hard on the head

[Danger Man]

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[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I stood on my exs back once by accident. It sure full stopped that evening's frivolities.

[touchingcloth]

My goblin ate my daughters last night :(

[Jittlebags]

I might have given someone a Chinese burn in the 80s. I definitely cycled onto someone's bollox.

[touchingcloth]

This morning, picked up a pillow, knocking Gecko's arm and spilt hot coffee all over him.

Ever maimed anyone?

Ever given a loved one third degree burns?

Ever accidentally fed bleach to a colleague?

If so, get in touch with our team NOW on 081 811 8181.

Where was the pillow? x

[Absorb the anus burn]

I stood on my exs back once by accident. It sure full stopped that evening's frivolities.

Twister injuries thread.

[ASFTSN]

Nearly broke a guy's jaw on Tuesday with my cranium by accident. Felt terrible.

[St_Eddie]

Nearly broke a guy's jaw on Tuesday with my cranium by accident. Felt terrible.

ASFTSN, yesterday.

[garbed_attic]

Sometime near the end of last year I accidentally turn away from someone I'd been talking to into the supermarket and swung my bag into the head and side of a severely disabled man. He then, after some surprise, shock and anger on his part, deliberately ran my foot over, so it evened out I guess.

[Cold Meat Platter]

My goblin ate my daughters last night :(

I don't think this counts. You are denying your goblin agency.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Goblins make humans into hamburgers in gravy

[idunnosomename]

earlier tonight put my arm in a big long cardboard box and said i was a robot and swung it around and bashed my girlfriend hard on the head

you silly cunt

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Now you have to finish her with a car jack

[poo]

Hand on heart haven't killed anyone since Helmand.

[touchingcloth]

Punched William Saxe-Coburg and Gotha in the bald earlier.

[imitationleather]

Dropped an economy jar of olives on my dead girlfriend's head.

[pancreas]

It's not harm if she's dead. Don't even give a fuck about the olives if they were economy.

[imitationleather]

When I looked at her little face it was almost as though she understood.