just going to jump in the bath

[PlanktonSideburns]

its 9am, the missus is on holiday for the weekend, and god danm it im going to start my day with a bath.

one of those rare weekends where absolutley nothing is wanted of me by anyone, what a blessing! going to spend the weekend making some music and pure FUCK ALL else i recon

when was the last time the weekend presented its self for you like an all inclusive buffet?

[alan nagsworth]

You should spend the entire weekend in the bath, constantly topping it up with hot water. Do all your pooing and weeing in there, stay stocked up with enough food and entertainment within reach, have loads of wanks, accidentally drop food remnants in the water, just become a total bathbound aquatic fucking mess.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Would Fucking LOVE to do that, but it's not happening

[Twit 2]

Smoking weed in the bath, listening to ambient music (Boards of Canada etc) when I have an entire day/weekend to myself is literally my favourite thing in the world.

Also, read 'The Bathroom' by Jean-Phillipe Touissante, about a man who lives in his bath.

[idunnosomename]

You should spend the entire weekend in the bath, constantly topping it up with hot water. Do all your pooing and weeing in there, stay stocked up with enough food and entertainment within reach, have loads of wanks, accidentally drop food remnants in the water, just become a total bathbound aquatic fucking mess.

A weekend in Bath on a budget

[alan nagsworth]

Would Fucking LOVE to do that, but it's not happening

Why?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Not smoking weed, but going to have a coffee in the bath, leave the door open and listen to podcasts.


Anyone want to start a Saturday morning bath club?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Why?

I made a plan on Wednesday and by fuck and by duck I am going to stick to it. Sick of plans disintegrating

[alan nagsworth]

Disintegrating like so many crumbs dropped into the bath water from voracious bread eating.

Come on you can't tell me you're not tempted

[PlanktonSideburns]

Disintegrating like so many crumbs dropped into the bath water from voracious bread eating.

Come on you can't tell me you're not tempted

tempted but strong.

lying on the bed now, steaming, the day before me like a smashed easter egg

[touchingcloth]

Word to the wise. You may think a bath wank is a good idea, but it is not.

I am cleaning up as I write this.

[Uncle TechTip]

You have to kind of arch your back to stop your hand from hitting the water over and over. I suppose this is not a problem if the house is empty.

[kittens]

i have a bath every weekend morning. what must your life be that being allowed to wash is such a huge event.

[PlanktonSideburns]

just a bit busy i guess

just been for a bike ride, done a bit of work on my computer in the living room, now im off to do some music by myself for the remainder of the day. not for a couple of hours in between doing things, for the rest of the bastard day

no lists of things i need to do,
no emails to send
no meetings with twats

AAAAAGH fuck me how ever did i wangle this

[Flatulent Fox]

Very nice and relaxing.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Jumping in the bath would make the water splash all over the room.

[Blue Jam]

Also, read 'The Bathroom' by Jean-Phillipe Touissante, about a man who lives in his bath.

Jeremy from Peep Show?

[Replies From View]

Why jump in the bath?  You'll splash water everywhere and feel prematurely light-headed.

Instead, try jumping on your bed.  It has springs and will launch you further towards your goal (which is the ceiling).

[Bazooka]

Pissed on my sisters head once in the bath, 32 I was etc.

[touchingcloth]

Are you out of the bath now? It's Monday x

[idunnosomename]

Pissed on my sisters head once in the bath, 32 I was etc.

think i've seen that one on pornhub etc

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea out of bath. Had one he'll of a weekend, might see the like again for years

I think staying at home for a weekend doing creative things and maintaining an not too fucked house is my ideal holiday

[Replies From View]

Have another bath now yeah?

[Twed]

You should spend the entire weekend in the bath, constantly topping it up with hot water. Do all your pooing and weeing in there, stay stocked up with enough food and entertainment within reach, have loads of wanks, accidentally drop food remnants in the water, just become a total bathbound aquatic fucking mess.

Do you want to ghost-write my autobiography? You've got a head start on it.