What is this Place?

[St_Eddie]

And women.

Lots and lots of women.

True.  There are at least four women on this forum.

[Mobius]

Actually I believe Nathan Barley has undergone somewhat of a reappraisal in recent CaB history and we now think it's great

[Urinal Cake]

Biggy's

[Bazooka]

If you don't like gammon, even if a vegetarian, the fucking door is that way mate.

[imitationleather]

Why has no one mentioned that this is the premier online resource for fanny batter recipes yet?

[Tactile Uncle]

If you don't like gammon, even if a vegetarian, the fucking door is that way mate.

Do you take me for a paper skinned cretin?

I eat my Bacon from a plate of gammon...

[Captain Z]

Why has no one mentioned that this is the premier online resource for fanny batter recipes yet?

Don't tell him the real purpose of this site, that just spoils the fun.

[Ferris]

Don't tell him the real purpose of this site, that just spoils the fun.

Unfortunately, Blodwyn revealed it to be a fansite devoted to yours truly on the very first page!

A shame; as I'd have liked to keep up the humorous pretence (suggested by a few people) it was a Chris Morris fansite. Never mind!

[touchingcloth]

Is there any of this hummus left?

[pancreas]

I didn't know hummus was made of fanny batter.

[touchingcloth]

It is. Is there some left?

[pancreas]

You can finish mine off. Lost my taste for it, all of a sudden.

[touchingcloth]

It's got fanny in it. You got gay or suthin?

[pancreas]

No no. I'm as straight as the Greenwich Meridian. I'm just ... not hungry for fan– err not hungry for fan– for fan–.

* VOMITS *

[touchingcloth]

I'm not hungry for fanny either. I'm starving.