Nigel Griffiths

[poo]

Pierrot, Prince of Biffria, and the "gayest thing in all of Clowne."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

21st Brigadier of the Holyhead Rectum Inquisition Brigade

All Rectums Audited

[Glebe]

I knew him back in the Eggdillis #10 Wars. Has an allergy to coffee.

[owlboy]

[vanilla.coffee]

And if young Nigel says he's happy, he must be happy.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

And if young Nigel says he's happy, he must be happy.

I doubt the parents of a contemporary young Nigel think he's got a future in the British Steel.

[poo]

crabbin'

[Glebe]

"Griffiths exemplifies all that is wrong with our electoral system here in the Clowne-Bumming Quadrant," wrote Sir Michael Eggdille in today's Crabbin' Pamphlet.

[Cuellar]

"gayest thing in all of Clowne."

What a claim!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Shares in crabbin'-related industries down 2% due to Nigel's recent crabbin'.

The second worst Nigel ever.

[dissolute ocelot]

According to Wikipedia, 1963 was peak Nigel with 5529 of the cunts born in England and Wales.

EDIT: Fuck, Nige G was born in 1955? Riding a crest of Nigels to success.

The second worst Nigel ever.

I guess Nigel Lawson did give the world his lovely daughter. Who then rammed anchovies up its arse.

[chveik]

Pierrot, Prince of Biffria, and the "gayest thing in all of Clowne."

really chuffed to finally have the recognition of the clowne community

[Glebe]

Heard him shouting "BEGWEY!" on an overpass in Southend once!