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Do Not Get Outside: Terrible Hail In Dagestan

Started by Flatulent Fox, May 19, 2019, 02:15:51 PM

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Flatulent Fox



QuoteLooks like an apocalypse but it's the hail that crushed on several regions of Dagestan. The power of nature destroyed trees and harvest. Some pieces of ice are ball-sized and probably may even kill someone.

Here's a video of it in action:
http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/90.mp4

You can read the full story here:  http://englishrussia.com/2019/05/16/do-not-get-outside-terrible-hail-in-dagestan/


Alberon

How the fuck does it stay up in the air long enough to get that big?

Captain Z

Basically, it's like being hit by a ton of invisible lead soup.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Alberon on May 19, 2019, 02:26:51 PM
How the fuck does it stay up in the air long enough to get that big?

It probably lost a lot of its mass on the way down. I bet it was the size of a house when it started its descent.

Cold Meat Platter

I think good advice would be, if you really need to go out, wear a hat.

biggytitbo

Just get out there with a cricket bat and fuck the hail before it fucks you.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: biggytitbo on May 19, 2019, 04:41:47 PM
Just get out there with a cricket bat and fuck the hail before it fucks you.

Sneering from his comfy Barnsley bedsit

touchingcloth

Quote from: Alberon on May 19, 2019, 02:26:51 PM
How the fuck does it stay up in the air long enough to get that big?

While it's in a cloud.

Pdine

QuoteShe rose to her feet and looked so sweet: "Bully," she said, "for you,
Though I might have guessed that was the best you Yankee simps could do."

"When next, my friend, you two intend to sally forth in fun,
Get Dead Eyed Dick a sugar-stick and buy yourself a bun,

I'm going back to the frozen north, where the pricks are hard and strong:
back to the land of the all-night stand-where the nights are six months long.

Where you get it in bits as hard as tin in the land where spunk is spunk-
not a trickling stream of lukewarm cream, but a solid frozen chunk."

mothman

Quote from: Alberon on May 19, 2019, 02:26:51 PM
How the fuck does it stay up in the air long enough to get that big?

Next you'll be asking how the cloud giants stay up there too. I bet little Alberon was a nightmare the whole time he was being read James And The Giant Peach. Probably kept insisting a giant grasshopper violated the surface to volume ratio.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Whe I first saw the thread title I thought it was some racist pun on Dagenham.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on May 20, 2019, 12:08:58 AM
Whe I first saw the thread title I thought it was some racist pun on Dagenham.

They're all racist puns on Dagenham by the time I'm finished with them.