"It's always polycotton at my parents'."

[touchingcloth]

A thread for when you've caught yourself saying the words of a total cunt.

[imitationleather]

I used to go to school with a Polly Cotton.

[Captain Z]

Q: What did Eastenders resident Dot call her pet parrot?

[Pingers]

Q: What did Eastenders resident Dot call her pet parrot?

John Player

[Gregory Torso]

"The Gang Goes Middle Class"

[shiftwork2]

I used to go to school with a Polly Cotton.

I used to go to school with a Paula Mooney.


_{Do the young fucks know what this refers to?  A 'moonie' was the comedic advanced practice of exposure of buttocks especially on a motorway coach in the 1980s, and it was customary to 'pull' one.}

[Cuellar]

What is? What are you talking about?

[imitationleather]

What is? What are you talking about?

The rope they tie him to the bed with while they go down the pub?