Have we had a shit lyrics thread recently?

[holyzombiejesus]

Lou Reed - Bottoming Out

I'm cruising fast on a motorcycle down this winding country road
And I pass the gravel on the foot of the hill
Where last week I fell off
There's still some oil by the old elm tree
And a dead squirrel that I hit

[Lordofthefiles]

Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic

"Mike my stromy don't be so selfish,
Get on the mic cause you know you eat shellfish"

At no point did anyone say "that's THE shittest rhyme I've ever heard, drop it".

[wosl]

Lou Reed - Bottoming Out

The only rock song I can remember my jazz-loving but usually rock and pop tolerant dad ever dissing by actually sarcastically singing along with (specifically the chorus thereof, which, to be fair to the old man, does come to grate on the nerves especially rapidly). 

[bigfatheart]

Pedantic, but this

If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today

from Bread's original version of 'If' shows an incredibly poor understanding of what 'one time' is.

[pupshaw]

I look at my watch it says 9:25
And I think my god I'm still alive

[McFlymo]

Regrets, I've had a few,
But then again, too few to mention

If you only had a few regrets, you might as well mention them, it's not like anyone is going to say, "Wow! He really went on and on about all his regrets in the end!"

[Ferris]

Slowly walking down the hall / faster than a cannonball.

[Bennett Brauer]

"Tonight there's gonna be cod and chips wrapped, somewhere in this town."

I'm guessing that'll be the chippy, Phil!!!

[boki]

Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic

"Mike my stromy don't be so selfish,
Get on the mic cause you know you eat shellfish"

At no point did anyone say "that's THE shittest rhyme I've ever heard, drop it".

Isn't the implication that he's a baaad mofo 'cos he's Jewish and that shit ain't kosher?