Mystery Animals of Britain and Ireland

[Norton Canes]

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[poo]

The Bicester Walrus

[rasta-spouse]

Croydon's Lesser Spotted Shitbird

[seepage]

your mum

[Cuellar]

The Leicester Gublin

[Shit Good Nose]

The Upper Twat Hermit Crab. 

Oddly, there's no Lower Twat.

[Cuellar]

The Lesmahagow Clit

[seepage]

The Hole of Essex

[rasta-spouse]

The Oversized Fapping Tard On Day Release of Gorse Hill

[Spoon of Ploff]

The Macclesfield Macaque.  Lives somewhere up in the roof tops and slings its turds at unwary pedestrians. At least they think its a macaque.

[Replies From View]

The Beige Nissan

[BlodwynPig]

Jeb's dolphin

[DistressedArea]

The Asda rat.

[Mr Eggs]

The Penrith Gas Pigeons

[greenman]

The Bicester Walrus

Nothing mysterious about 3 feet of tusk up your arse.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Lecherous Tusked Gull of Upper Vobster

[rasta-spouse]

The Low Standards Man of Camberwell, last seen tickling a lamb's exposed brain at the vernal equinox

[DistressedArea]

Shaggy Tom, the five legged goat that haunts the countryside of Leicester. Some say he has four legs for walking and one leg for summoning the devil. Others say he is the devil, and he his fifth leg is for stability. No-one knows for sure, because few who have seen him have lived to tell the tale.   

[seepage]

The Lumpy-Thingy of Strood

[Spoon of Ploff]

The melon sucking slugs of Carlisle.

No confirmed sightings since 1967, but the air is never less than tense with rumours about their imminent return.

[DistressedArea]

Blind Jack, the dartford hound.

Blind jack, an 8 foot tall black hound that prowls the hills of dartford bumping into things due to his severe visual impairment.

[greenman]

The Grotty Cliff Man of of Lyme Regis

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Frog on the Tyne

[Spoon of Ploff]

The midnight hamster of Loud Water.

So far insurance companies have refused to pay out for the 50 satellite dishes this menace has so far consumed in the dead of night.

[Gregory Torso]

Quoit-faced children of Sneinton.

[BlodwynPig]

Ballack the Testes of the Tees

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Hull Goat

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