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Times you've just gone "Mate" - music edition

Started by madhair60, May 24, 2019, 01:24:07 PM

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madhair60

But ain't here for ya empathy, I don't need your apology
Or your friendship of sympathy, it's revenge that I seek
So I sneak vengefully and treat your bedroom window
Like I reach my full potential, I peeked


Mate.


SteveDave

Gotta keep it simple
Sending out a signal
Everyone's on bugle
Now we're being watched by Google
Being watched by Google
Being watched by Google

gilbertharding

You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me at pool
And then she kissed me like there was nobody else in the room
As last orders were called was when she stood on the stool
After dancing the céili singing to trad tunes
I never heard Carrickfergus ever sung so sweet
A cappella in the bar using her feet for a beat
Oh, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week
And in this packed out room swear she was singing to me

SteveDave

Christ that gets worse

I walked her home then she took me inside
To finish some Doritos and another bottle of wine
I swear I'm gonna put you in a song that I write
About a Galway girl and a perfect night

ajsmith2

Well today I feel like I'm on fire
She had her way to her hearts desire
And I've never done anything like we did that night
Well I noticed her stood at the bar
I thought are they great boobs or a Wonder Bra
I asked her name and she said Jennifer

Q said its true
MEN...she's had a few
I said I knew
But practice makes perfect, Q

This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl is somebody else's girl

The things she wanted me to do
I didn't think that I ought to
But I had a drink I had a few
So I just carried on
When we woke up the next day
Well she rolled to me and I rolled away
And I've still done nothing like we did that night

Q said its true
MEN...she's had a few
I said I knew
But practice makes perfect, Q

This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl is somebody else's girl

This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl is somebody else's world

This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl is somebody else's girl

This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl she isn't my girlfriend
This girl is somebody else's world

Captain Z

Any time an EDM track starts raising in pitch as it builds up to the drop.

The lyrics to She's Electric by Oasis.


"She's got a cousin, in fact she's got 'bout a dozen, well she's got one in the oven but it's nothing to do with me"


Just get real fucked Noel mate

Twed

I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah)
Throw my head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah)

Twed

This is an anthem for the girl that got away
This is an anthem for the war of yesterday
This is an anthem for the rebel of my youth
This is an anthem for the risk of loving you


It's all so hideously constructed, like a thick primary school kid's first poem

Twed

Oh this thread was supposed to be about rape songs, not just bad lyrics. Oh well

SteveDave


greenman

Quote from: Nice Relaxing Poo on May 24, 2019, 04:30:10 PM
The lyrics to She's Electric by Oasis.


"She's got a cousin, in fact she's got 'bout a dozen, well she's got one in the oven but it's nothing to do with me"


Just get real fucked Noel mate

She's got a sister
And God only knows how I've missed her
And on the palm of her hand is a blister
And I need more time

Seems like almost a confession to me.

Glebe

Liars anagram is lairs
Man you were never even there


From Megadeth's anti-hunting song 'Countdown to Extinction', from the album of the same name (and which was possibly Dave Mustaine having a dig at James Hetfield, perhaps?).

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

She takes just like a woman, yes
She makes love just like a woman, yes, she does
And she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl


Bob. Mate.

Shame, as it's a nice tune and it begins with this great couplet.

Nobody feels any pain
Tonight as I stand inside the rain


Standing inside the rain is an effective piece of poetic imagery, isn't it Andrew?

Brundle-Fly

Buju Banton - Boom bye bye.

Although, I wouldn't have just gone "Mate" because it was 1993. I'd have muttered "cunt" without even hearing the track but reading about its notoriety and consequent ban in the Melody Maker or was it mentioned on The Word?

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

As the accidentally #cancelled broadcaster Danny Baker once said, Sweat by Inner Circle sounds like "a rapist's charter".

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it some more
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it
Push it push it some more


Quote from: Glebe on May 24, 2019, 08:10:12 PM
Liars anagram is lairs
Man you were never even there


From Megadeth's anti-hunting song 'Countdown to Extinction', from the album of the same name (and which was possibly Dave Mustaine having a dig at James Hetfield, perhaps?).

Mustaine is murder.

What about the Reader's Digest line from Sweating Bullets?

I heard a song on the radio called 'You Can't Change That' by Ray Parker Jr's 70s group Raydio:

"You can change your telephone number
And you can change your address too
But you can't stop me from loving you
No, you can't change that, no, no"

I'm sure Ray was simply alluding to mere ephemera making no impact on the depth of his feelings for his special lay-dee, but it does sound a tad stalkerish.

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

In threads of this nature someone always has to quote the lyrics of Run for Your Life by John Lennon and his Beatles, so it may as well be me this time.

Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl

Well, you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead


To be fair to the man, he later expressed regret about writing that. Lennon was a cock, but at least he had the sensitivity and self-awareness to cringe and think "mate" about himself.

easytarget

Quote from: drummersaredeaf on May 25, 2019, 12:45:01 AM
Mustaine is murder.

What about the Reader's Digest line from Sweating Bullets?
That's class - "nice story" indeed.
I think I've mentioned this before but:
Quote from: dave mustaine
In our life there's if
In our beliefs there's lie
In our business there's sin
In our bodies there's die
mate
then
Quote from: dave mustaine
What do you mean, "I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people, " right?
mate

Heard this one on the radio the other day and paused to say, "Mate."

Dear Winter, I hope you like your name
I hope they don't make fun of you
When you grow up and go to school, okay?
'Cause Winter is a badass name
Dear Winter, I hope you talk to girls
Or boys or anyone you like
I just hope you don't stay in every night
'Cause I wish I was out tonight
Ah
It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me
But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
I'm hoping that someday, I can meet you on this Earth
But shit, I gotta meet your mom first
Dear Winter, I hope you like this song
And even when you're thirteen
And you scream at me for parenting you wrong
I hope it's still a badass song
Ah
It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me
But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
You know I cannot wait to teach you how to curse
But shit, I gotta meet your mom first
Dear Winter, don't move too far away
And please don't say I'm hovering
When I text you to ask about your day
I wanna hear about your day
Ah
Will we still hang out and talk when I'm no longer in charge?
Oh, dear Winter, I hope you like your name
I hope you let me take a shot with you on your twenty-first
But shit, you gotta ask your mom first
Dear Winter, I'm looking for your mom
I gotta find a girl that doesn't mind that I'm inside my head a lot
Winter, it won't be too long
First, I just gotta find your mom

Peru

More sacrifices than an Aztec priest
Standing here straining at that leash
All fall down
Can't complain, musn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble!

jobotic

That Ed Sheeran one "I'm in Love with Your Bottom".

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: Glebe on May 24, 2019, 08:10:12 PM
Liars anagram is lairs
Man you were never even there


From Megadeth's anti-hunting song 'Countdown to Extinction', from the album of the same name (and which was possibly Dave Mustaine having a dig at James Hetfield, perhaps?).

it's "Lars", dave. "L-A-R-S".

Phil_A

Ray "MATE" Charles, "I Got A Woman"

She's there to love me
Both day and night
Never grumbles or fusses
Always treats me right
Never runnin' in the streets
Leavin' me alone
She knows a woman's place
Is right there, now, in her home

jobotic

Cat Man by the wonderful Gene Vincent.

It's well mate but also brilliant (you have to hear it to appreciate it)

QuoteCat man's a-coming, you better look out
Cat man's a-comin', running about
Cat man's a-comin', lookin' for a girl
Better hide your sister man!

"c" is for the crazy hairdo that he wears around
"a" is for the arms, that he'll sneak around your waist
"t" is for the taste of lips belong to you
Cat man, cat man!
(yeah...git it...go!)

"m" is for the mean things that this mean man does
"a" is for a-lot-of hearts that he has ever broke
"n" is for the names of the list you may be on
Cat man, cat man!
(rock!)

Cat man a-lookin' for a woman all day long
Ah-better watch out 'cause he is in your midst
Ah-better watch out 'cause or you're gonna be kissed
Better watch out 'cause he is in your midst
Cat man, cat man! (yeah)
Better watch out 'cause I'm the cat man
Cat man!

alan nagsworth

Dr. Hook's "A Little Bit More"

When your body's had enough of me,
And your left flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can,
I'm gonna love you a little bit more


on the FLOOR mate, could she be any more raped

Captain Z

Still waiting for madhair to pop back in and say 'this wasn't supposed to be about rapey lyrics what the fuck are you on about'.

Clownbaby

Quote from: madhair60 on May 24, 2019, 01:24:07 PM
But ain't here for ya empathy, I don't need your apology
Or your friendship of sympathy, it's revenge that I seek
So I sneak vengefully and treat your bedroom window
Like I reach my full potential, I peeked


Mate.

Oh I know. Em lad what you doing