Brazen tart

[Pingers]

I was gonna do a brazen tart but have forgotten how. Does anyone have a recipe?

[pancreas]

1 Bra
1 Zen buddhist
5 eggs
1 All-Butter Shortcrust sheet.

Mince the bra and zen buddhist together. Mix with the eggs. Bake into the tart sheet. (No blind baking required.)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I passed this recipe to Mike Hussey but nothing came of it.