Jodie Comer can't find a boyfriend

[Danger Man]

'I have ZERO love life!' Jodie Comer, 26, insists men don't approach her after her 'psychopathic' Killing Eve role... but admits she has plenty of 'strange' male fans

-The 26-year-old Liverpudlian actress revealed her romantic life is non-existent
-She won huge fame last year after starring as the assassin Villanelle in Killing Eve
-British actress did admit she gets plenty of attention from 'strange' male fans
-Last September, Jodie admitted: 'I have a boyfriend in Liverpool. He isn't in the industry so this is an interesting job for him to understand'
-But in March, sources claimed she 'split from long-term boyfriend from home

(Daily Mail)

Is there anybody on here who could help her out?

[jobotic]

I think she makes it quite clear that strange male fans aren't her bag.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Yet another person who claims to have zero love life despite having actually had a relationship in the last 6 months.

It could have been good, Jodie, you and I. Whoever you are. Blew it with the attitude.

[Replies From View]

Don't these Jodie Comer references get a bit creepy after a while?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

* whistles with hands in pockets, while trying to look innocent *

[a duncandisorderly]

still laughing at 'jodie cromer'..

[Noonling]

Yet another person who claims to have zero love life despite having actually had a relationship in the last 6 months.

It could have been good, Jodie, you and I. Whoever you are. Blew it with the attitude.

If someone is spooked by being single for six months then that's a slight red flag for me, even if it is Jodie Cromer.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Jodie Comer is everything a girlie should be, and I want to protect her.

[shiftwork2]

On balance I'd say it's harder to make a good relationship if you're an attractive famous person.  I base this on really nothing at all, but I'm quite sure of it.

[Danger Man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z4oePs3tkc

[St_Eddie]

Yet another person who claims to have zero love life despite having actually had a relationship in the last 6 months.

Yeah, that's irritating as fuck.  Imagine thinking that 6 months is a long time to be single.  I haven't had a relationship for 8 years, so goodness only knows what she'd think of that.  Then again, she is young and has a lot to learn, I suppose.

[shiftwork2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z4oePs3tkc

The key bit was 'make a good relationship', I don't doubt famous people get endless cock fanny.  That, I am sure, would become extremely tedious after several decades.

[Dr Rock]

Whoever this person is, she doesn't say she wants a boyfriend or a relationship.

I checked the original DM shitpiece

'I don't know if it's particularly because I've played a ­psychopath. I don't get approached at all. Which is fine- I'm never in one place long enough.'

So she doesn't want you Lisajesusandmarychain. Whoever she is.

[Kelvin]

Yeah, that's irritating as fuck.  Imagine thinking that 6 months is a long time to be single.  I haven't had a relationship for 8 years, so goodness only knows what she'd think of that.  Then again, she is young and has a lot to learn, I suppose.

You've had plenty of opportunities lately. You just refuse to settle for a beautiful, caring woman who likes The Last Jedi.

[biggytitbo]

Is it 'comber' or 'cummer'?


I know nothing about this woman but she seems alright. I'd probably take her to tropical world then a fish supper in the bus shelter.

[a duncandisorderly]

no relation?

[Danger Man]

The key bit was 'make a good relationship', I don't doubt famous people get endless cock fanny.  That, I am sure, would become extremely tedious after several decades.

Look, this thread is an embarrassingly obvious hit job on a specific poster. Can we please get back on topic?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Whoever this person is, she doesn't say she wants a boyfriend or a relationship.

I checked the original DM shitpiece

'I don't know if it's particularly because I've played a ­psychopath. I don't get approached at all. Which is fine- I'm never in one place long enough.'

So she doesn't want you Lisajesusandmarychain. Whoever she is.

Can't we ban this odious troll?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Is it 'comber' or 'cummer'?

FALSE EDIT:  Actually, never mind.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

18 posts in , and still no pictures of yer woman looking all glamorous , and that. A picture of  bloody John Cromer Comer, though.
Not good enough.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I worry myself, sometimes, tbh.

[Replies From View]

Isn't she the one who constantly bursts through doors in Seinfeld?

[St_Eddie]

You've had plenty of opportunities lately. You just refuse to settle for a beautiful, caring woman who likes The Last Jedi.

Damn straight.  Bigots and fans of The Last Jedi are where I draw the line.  I do have some standards.

[Johnny Yesno]

Yeah, that's irritating as fuck.  Imagine thinking that 6 months is a long time to be single.  I haven't had a relationship for 8 years, so goodness only knows what she'd think of that.  Then again, she is young and has a lot to learn, I suppose.

Cromer's not my bag at all, but even I can see that that's something she will never learn.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Isn't she the one who constantly bursts through doors in Seinfeld?

Yes, that's the one. She founded the Shimmydisc record label as well. What a talented lady , eh?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

This " Cromer" naming is really funny, lads.

[a duncandisorderly]

18 posts in , and still no pictures of yer woman looking all glamorous , and that. A picture of  bloody John Cromer Comer, though.
Not good enough.

oh shush. like you haven't got them all already.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ Just look at Jodie Comer, readers. Isn't she lovely for a scouser, like?







_{Yes, I am doing this on purpose. I'm sorry.}

[Dr Rock]

Has she ever had black or dark brown hair? I reckon I'd like her - whoever it is  - more with dark hair.

[jobotic]

Poor Joe

https://www.spokeo.com/Joseph-Cromer/Kansas/Overland-Park/p2017110411079462793336524974910