Jodie Comer can't find a boyfriend

[Misspent Boners]

Has she ever had black or dark brown hair? I reckon I'd like her - whoever it is  - more with dark hair.

In the raucous yarn Killing Eve she is a bit of a master of disguise so I'm sure more than one of her guises would have had both black and brown hair I would imadge.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Here she is in "Thirteen" with fairly dark hair.Wearing the kind of expression on her mush that she'd have if I approached her at an airport at 2:00am, and asked for her autograph and looking exactly like that Russian lass*
(* Daily Mail shitpiece ref.)

(sorry if the pic's a bit big.)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnT0d_zBBFo

[Danger Man]

Here she is in "Thirteen" with fairly dark hair.Wearing the kind of expression on her mush that she'd have if I approached her at an airport at 2:00am, and asked for her autograph and looking exactly like that Russian lass*
(* Daily Mail shitpiece ref.)

(sorry if the pic's a bit big.)

FTFY

[Dr Rock]

FTFY

Better, I spose. Now find one of her on roller skates.

[Clownbaby]

What is it about you lot and Jodie Comer

[Johnny Yesno]

Better, I spose. Now find one of her on roller skates.

With Ernest Borgnine shitting on a tory in the background. Don't bother posting in this thread again till you've either made it or found it.

[Johnny Yesno]

What is it about you lot and Jodie Comer

Cromer.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Read one of these articles a few months ago, "Lily Collins can't find a boyfriend," so I tightened my belt and downed a tall glass of courage and sent her a letter and long story short: we're engaged.

Phil's going to play the wedding!

[Danger Man]

Better, I spose. Now find one of her on roller skates.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The key bit was 'make a good relationship', I don't doubt famous people get endless cock fanny.  That, I am sure, would become extremely tedious after several decades.

I don't think I'd ever tire of endless cock fanny, even if I lived to be 90.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

What is it about you lot and Jodie Comer

I genuinely believe her to be a blummin' good actress, although she errs towards overacting in " Killing Eve", though you could argue the role requires an OTT performance.
She's a bit of a looker as well, almost as jolly attractive as Wendi McLendon-Covey ( tentative winking emoticon, with accompanying hope of not coming across as a massive sleazebag ).

[St_Eddie]

What is it about you lot and Jodie Comer

I honestly don't even know who she is.  I'm just bored, so posting within threads regardless of whether they hold any meaning to me, as is my wont to do as a man with no life.

[Johnny Yesno]

with accompanying hope of not coming across as a massive sleazebag

Utter failure on that score.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I honestly don't even know who she is.  I'm just bored, so posting within threads regardless of whether they hold any meaning to me, as is my wont to do as a man with no life.

I think she plays football or something.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Utter failure on that score.

Ah, well.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Can somebody else post something in 'ere, then ? I'd quite like to get this thread up to 100 pages.

Who do you think Jodie Comer could convincingly portray in a biopic?  She's make a cracking Nana Mouskourri, I reckon. She's do a great Greek accent, no problem. Stick Matt Berry in there cameoing as Demis Roussoss, Harry Enfield ironically playing an older version of Stavros as her dad, you'd have a right watchable winner, so you would.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Can somebody else post something in 'ere, then ? I'd quite like to get this thread up to 100 pages.

Who do you think Jodie Comer could convincingly portray in a biopic?  She's make a cracking Nana Mouskourri, I reckon.

Pob

[BlodwynPig]

Cromer.

All the bald men here love a Crome over

[KennyMonster]

she errs towards overacting in " Killing Eve"

This doesn't look good for Comerbyn.

[Captain Z]

Thread title should have been:

Girlfriend in a Comer

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's interesting she chose Jodie rather than the full version of the name, Jodilateral.

[a duncandisorderly]

excellent.

[poo]

I'd like to see her play Dafydd Elis-Thomas in a movie about the first days of the Welsh Assembly.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'd like to see her do porn play Carol Cleveland starting from her early pre- Python days, all the way through to her living off the royalties from Python being on American telly all the time and doing panto in Bournemouth, and that.She'd cut quite a figure wearing the sixties n seventies fashions during the halcyon days of Python , and She'd get to do her posh Southern English accent, she enjoys doing that, you can tell. She'd give it her all in portraying her  relationships with yer Python performers,  incuding fending off the advances of a besotted Terry Gilliam, and a touching scene in which she helps Graham Chapman come to terms with being a bummer. During the later years, backstage in Bournemouth  there could be a powerful scene In which Comer/ Cleveland would be sat gazing into her dressing room mirror, all made up as the wicked queen from " Snow White", bottle of gin on the dressing table, and She'd deliver a monologue about how she's still a killer actress, it would be a bit like Robert De Niro at the end of " Raging Bull ". What a  great film that would be, and what a brilliant performance Jodie Comer would give then she could do porn.

[a duncandisorderly]

I'd like to see her do porn play Carol Cleveland starting from her early pre- Python days, all the way through to her living off the royalties from Python being on American telly all the time and doing panto in Bournemouth, and that.She'd cut quite a figure wearing the sixties n seventies fashions during the halcyon days of Python , and She'd get to do her posh Southern English accent, she enjoys doing that, you can tell. She'd give it her all in portraying her  relationships with yer Python performers,  incuding fending off the advances of a besotted Terry Gilliam, and a touching scene in which she helps Graham Chapman come to terms with being a bummer. During the later years, backstage in Bournemouth  there could be a powerful scene In which Comer/ Cleveland would be sat gazing into her dressing room mirror, all made up as the wicked queen from " Snow White", bottle of gin on the dressing table, and She'd deliver a monologue about how she's still a killer actress, it would be a bit like Robert We Niro at the end of " Raging Bull ". What a  great film that would be, and what a brilliant performance Jodie Comer would give then she could do porn.

The saddest part is that you

[drummersaredeaf]

I don't buy this. One poster has made 5000 posts, all about Jodie Chromer. I think he's hoping to get juicy stories he can wank over. There are hundreds of more appropriate ways to do this, in the unlikely event this is real, than post on a comedy forum.

Please think carefully about replying to this thread.

[KennyMonster]

I don't buy this. One poster has made 5000 posts, all about Jodie Chromer. I think he's hoping to get juicy stories he can wank over. There are hundreds of more appropriate ways to do this, in the unlikely event this is real, than post on a comedy forum.

Please think carefully about replying to this thread.

She says she can't get a fella but I've come all the way from Bedfordshire to Liverpool this weekend and I've not met her.

That's not even meeting half way, I've done all the travelling, and yet she can't even be bothered to walk a street or two to come meet me.
No wonder she's single, she's obviously very lazy.

[Ambient Sheep]

You know what, Lisa?  It's clear to me that you need to do more research (no, not like that) and find out what's guaranteed to win her affections.  What the magic bullet is.  There must be one simple way to unlock her heart.
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You need to find the Jodie Cromer Key.


^{_{They've all had their colours separated and overlaid by the time I've finished with 'em...}}

[Urinal Cake]

The key bit was 'make a good relationship', I don't doubt famous people get endless cock fanny pussy.  That, I am sure, would become extremely tedious after several decades.

But there is only one kittens.

If I ever meet her I'll introduce her to this forum.